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  1. Public Bookmark 32

    Husband Material by

    Fandoms: Guilty Gear  

    13 Jan 2022

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    After a night of barhopping in the hopes of getting into somebody, ANYBODY'S pants, Elphelt sulks and gets wasted instead. When she realizes she left her wallet at home, the bartender's new hire swoops in to pay off El's tab. How else is a woman to reward a gentleman except by letting him fuck her silly?

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    Persistent Variables by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    17 May 2025

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    Kris was done. They weren't going to tolerate the interdimensional invader in their ribcage any longer. And if they had to open a fountain to get rid of it, they were going to.

    Or at least, they were. Until that invader offered something new: the chance to remember between resets. To make their own decisions with nothing more than some minor advice and a helping hand if requested. Naturally, Kris was interested. And that's why they woke up on Thursday morning, remembering two days that technically hadn't happened yet.

    Messing with the code can be delicate work. Do the wrong thing at the wrong time, and the bridge might just break. Or change fundamentally.

    It's a good thing nothing like that could happen, right?

    ...Right?

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    31 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 8

    My Daydreams Consist Of You by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    01 Sep 2025

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    Despite her persistent begging, Noelle Holiday was forced to go to school today. Why couldn't she just say the truth, even if it was embarrassing? Going to school while in heat was not only stupid, but going anywhere while in heat is essentially illegal in Hometown. It's a bit too late now though, Noelle thought walking through the classroom door. Actions and their shitty consequences.

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    31 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 78

    Not a demon...? by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    08 Sep 2025

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    Kris sets up a place to finally, finally talk to the soul.

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    31 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 22

    Legally Binding by

    Fandoms: Guilty Gear (Video Games)  

    21 Mar 2025

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    After all her searching, Elphelt may have finally found her destined love. All she needed now was a mark on the marriage certificate she carried around with her for it was "legally binding".

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    25 Jul 2025