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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Out on a hunt, Xue Meng is hit with a mysterious blast of yin energy. Whatever will it do to his body? Certainly nothing that the Mei twins can't help him fix, right?

    Or, the fic where Xue Meng gets cursed with cuntboy magic and has to have sex or risk being stuck that way forever!

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    19 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    “Ma’am,” Phainon calls again, dangling his blue pen in front of her face like a pendulum to get her attention. She jolts, eyes refocusing into his. Cute, despite being at least a decade older than he is; tired, because of the weight of that very same decade.

    “Sorry,” she finally replies, her fingers touching his hand when she finally takes the pen. “It’s just-” She gives a little embarrassed laugh, but she's still devouring him with sweet honey golden eyes, like she can’t believe he’s here. Phainon doesn't mind. “You really look like my husband.” She laughs again, and signs her name at the bottom of the receipt in ink blue cursive—Mydeimos C. Kremnos.

    Phainon makes an effort to remember it for no particular reason.

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    19 May 2026

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    There was a brief pause, as if both of them were struggling to find the right words to say, until—

    "You cut your hair?"

    "You're a woman?"

    What the fuck. "What the fuck?"

    After years of being apart, Phainon realises that her cute childhood friend, Mydeimos, is not a boy, but a (really hot) woman with eyes only for her.

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    17 May 2026

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    They couldn't take any chances with a surprise pregnancy, Mydei had reasoned, for they were too young and too focused on furthering their careers. Sex was simply for stress relief, nothing more, nothing less.

    (Stress relief, as if Phainon hadn’t gone one step too far, and replaced the birth control pills in Mydei's pill bottle with harmless sugar tablets.)

    In his arms, Mydei went a strange colour. “Oral contraceptives aren't a hundred percent effective,” he reasoned, avoiding Phainon's eyes. “Must've been an unlucky day.”

    Phainon and Mydei decide to have a baby without telling each other, because communication is for losers (well-adjusted people).

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    17 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    The train jolted. He fell, face-first, into the woman’s cleavage.

    Gods, she smelled heavenly. Her skin was soft and warm and it was taking him all he could not to bury himself further into it. Pomegranates, her perfume was definitely pomegranates. Cyrene would applaud him for understanding a woman’s tastes so well, though she probably wouldn’t applaud the circumstances he was under.

    He mumbled an apology into her tits and pulled himself upright.

    phainon accidentally becomes a train pervert.

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    17 May 2026