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Minerva Mcgonagall and Albus Dumbledore have been happily married for many years. On certain days, if they feel adventurous, one of them might pay the other a visit during school hours. Sex ensues, sorry in advance!
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mrs dimitrescu! by brookrulez
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Alcina dimitrescu - Fandom
20 Mar 2026
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Alcina pushes herself off of the counter and stands beside you, her body angled towards yours. Her fingers idly toy with the stem of her wine glass. It is impossible not to watch.
“How old are you again?” She slurs quietly.
“Twenty-two,” you answer, swallowing. “Why?”
“I want to know if you’re going to get me in trouble or not.”
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21 Mar 2026
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For a request that Tedbecca join the Mile-High Club after THAT promo pic of them in front of the jet... so that's what this is.
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18 Mar 2026
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Miranda has never cared for indirect approaches. Not at work, not with her girls, and who the hell has time for that in love?
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A month after Paris, Andy begins receiving gifts of a ludicrously expensive and luxurious calibre.
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18 Mar 2026
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yes, it was tradition to have christmas dinner at the last day of school before break. but what was *also* tradition was to take that dinner to melissa’s home afterwards and then- you know what then. but there was something simply too amusing to sit there and watch jacob, who was kinda annoying with his stories and completely confused about melissa and barbara’s situation.
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- Part 1 of series of barlissa rewrite/fix-it
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16 Mar 2026
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It didn't feel like friends on the kitchen floor... by Onceuponamilf
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
10 Mar 2026
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Melissa has the Abbot gang over for Sunday dinners regularly. Meaning you, Abbott's newest 4th grade teacher started becoming Melissa's regular Sunday dessert.
Title from Renee Rapp's song "Why is she still here?"
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12 Mar 2026