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Dream a Little Dream of Me by Umbreonix
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
22 May 2026
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Jazz is the sole voice of objection when the Autobots implement a new program: recharge berths that hook up to a central network for nightly medical datalogging.
They proceed with the project anyway and, totally-well-adjusted-and-not-at-all-sociopathic mech that he is, Jazz makes it his sworn duty to ensure that each and every member of high command lives to regret it.
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23 May 2026
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Those We Left Behind by spacemir
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
01 May 2026
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Jazz does not like that falling through a portal stuck him (and his mech) on desolate planet. He likes even less that the portal closed behind him, stranding him with (at least) three kaiju on what appears to be an otherwise empty world. He likes the least that a grumpy black and white mech showed up out of no-where and accidentally blew up the portal-thing-a-majig. Because now he's truly lost. In space.
Well. At least he's not alone? Or, he wouldn't be, if this guy spoke a lick of English—or any other Earthly language.
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- Part 1 of Mech Pilot ‘Verse
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07 May 2026
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To Fight Aliens, We Domesticated Other Aliens by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Pacific Rim (Movies)
16 May 2026
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“Nice shot, man!” Jazz yells, Bebop’s speakers carrying his voice.
The mech blinks at him and scowls. Which, wow, okay, it has a face. Mouth, eyes, a nose—the works. Well, one of the eyes isn’t lit up, but still. It can blink! Jazz couldn’t even get the clearance to have Bebop’s visor display emojis, and not for the lack of trying. Meanwhile, this guy gets a whole, expressive face and—holy shit, are those teeth?
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Inspired by the wonderful AU keferon's cooked up. Go check them out on tumblr.
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- Part 1 of Domesticating Aliens
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07 May 2026
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Transformers: Prometheus by jdrhodes
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers (Bay Movies)
08 May 2026
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PART 1: The year is 2007, and we are not alone. Three months after an unfathomable attack on his military base leaves him as the only survivor, Sergeant Jack Darby struggles to re-acclimatize to civilian life, only for an alien motorcycle to drag him into an aeons-old conflict between two factions of warring alien robots. Their war, our world. [COMPLETE.]
PART 2: The year is 2009, and the war is cooling. Megatron is dead, and his followers are broken. Alongside the Autobots, Lieutenant Jack Darby fights to bring an end to their ancient conflict, and to find meaning in what comes next. Yet, in the dark, loyal beyond death, Soundwave sifts through the ashes of defeat to find a single world-igniting spark. What rises must fall, but what has fallen may rise again. [COMPLETE.]
PART 3: The year is 2013, and the world has entered the Age of the Transformers. But when an ancient Autobot leader arrives on Earth, events are set in motion that risk re-igniting the war and stoking it into a final, apocalyptic phase... [COMING SOON.]
The Prometheus Saga is own personal take on the Transformers mythos, built around a spine of the Michael Bay films and a particular reading thereof. Feedback welcome. Updates weekly.
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22 Apr 2026
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Are You Kidding Me!? by FilesNotFound_exe
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
31 Dec 2025
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What do you get when you mix an Autobot CMO with a Constructicon's 'die if you want for all I care' attitude? The biggest blowup in medical history.
When the Decepticons, desperate for somebot who actually knows how to do repairs, kidnap Ratchet, he's fairly sure this is the end. At least until he sees how their medic, Hook, treats patients. With rescue pushed far from his processor, Ratchet sets to teaching the smug perfectionist proper medical procedure by hook or by crook, dragging the rest of his gestalt along with him.
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- Part 1 of Kill 'Em With Kindness