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Imposter Syndrome by Rattopus04
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Dr. Mario (Video Games)
06 Jan 2026
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The so-called third Mario brother really needs to get out more.
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“What’s the point of having something on your menu if you can’t make it?!” The blond snapped back, this just irritated Zoro even more.
“How ‘bout cause it’s not my shop! Go find your stupid sundae somewhere else.”
With that Zoro crossed his arms and stared down the blond. The other man seemed seemed like he was on the verge of retorting, angrily mumbling something before turning and heading back to his group, smoke practically puffing out of his ears.
Zoro changed his mind from before. That was easily the most annoying man he’d ever met.
OR: Zoro gets a summer job working at an ice cream stand, a surfer tells him pretty flatly that he’s no good at his job
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12 Jan 2026
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At the end of the world, after all is said and done—the battle won, the One Piece claimed, and so many chains shattered—Nami looks at the Pirate King. She wants to shake him. Slap him. Wants to scream because where did that stupid kid with the crazy dream go? Who is this proud and unbreakable legend with scars on his chest and a crown to his name?
Luffy, when did you grow up?
(And what comes next?)
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11 Jan 2026
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The first time Luffy walks into the Baratie with Usopp and Zoro during lunch rush, Sanji has to go stand in the walk-in freezer to scream into his hands. He wants to tell Zoro to get the fuck out. He cannot tell Zoro to get the fuck out, because that’s unreasonable and rude.
Just because Zoro is—unfortunately—Sanji’s type in men doesn’t mean Sanji can act like a child around him.
See, Sanji wasn't gay until he met Gin. Gin wasn't gay, either. What they did together was everything from "practice" to "just some fun" to "giving a friend a hand" (or mouth, or hole). But they certainly, absolutely were not boyfriends because Gin was straight and Sanji was straight.
It was perfect, until Sanji had to go and ruin it by liking it too much. He flew too close to the gay-sun and his not-gay wings of wax melted, go fucking figure.
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- Part 1 of These Things Happen 'Verse
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23 Dec 2025
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Mario has a strange dream about the Boom Boom Bar and the lovely lady he met there. "Dance with me," she sneers, "and I'll hit you all you like."
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23 Dec 2025
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There's a problem in the Koopa Kingdom, and Bowser has called for a hero. The green one though. That'll be less embarrassing.
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23 Dec 2025