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    The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.

    (In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)

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    16 Aug 2025

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    Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her final year after the war with Ginny and Luna. To her surprise, Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott return too. An unlikely truce develops and eventually the group becomes cautious friends before Draco finds himself wholly preoccupied by a certain curly-haired witch. When a drunken conversation reveals that Hermione has never had an orgasm, Draco uses the opportunity to get her into the right headspace - for him.

    During the course of the year, Hermione takes on a few projects in the post-war world. Draco tries to discover her secrets. They bond over a mutual interest. And Draco likes to talk dirty.

     

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    Best Ensemble Cast (Top 5)

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    12 Aug 2025

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    The one where Draco and Hermione make a wager.

    “Let’s make a wager, Granger. If I pass my inspection we fuck my way. If you fine me, we fuck your way.”

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    05 Jul 2025

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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    03 May 2025

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    Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.

    All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.

    Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.

    A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.

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    (In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)

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    25 Mar 2025