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    They lay side-by-side on the floor of the Forgotten Temple for some amount of time, lost in regret and devastation and heartache, before Impa wiped her cheeks with a sniffle and pushed herself up from the ground. “We’ll need to start our work immediately if we’re to get her back, then,” she said. “Go wash your face, and I’ll put the kettle on.”

    He blinked. “Impa, the glyphs say it’s not possible.”

    “Oh, Link, old friend, I don’t care what the Zonai thought was possible. Perhaps they didn’t know of a way to reverse the draconification process, but that was so, so very long ago. Think of the legends we’ve recorded over the centuries since, all the many ways that Hyrule has been saved from ruin by unimaginable power — do you think the Zonai really knew everything that would ever come to be?

    “It will be hard to find, certainly, but I believe wholeheartedly that there is something in this land that can bring her back. So unless you don’t think we owe it to our Princess to try, I suggest you get up off the floor, wipe the tears off your face, and get to work.”

    A lore-adjacent explanation for how Zelda might have been restored at the end of Tears of the Kingdom.

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    22 Jul 2023

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    Leon's brother is getting married to a woman he just met, his family doesn't know he's an agent, and now he has to go home for more than a couple days and pretend he's normal again. What could possibly go wrong?

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    29 Jun 2023

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    25 Jun 2023

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    Imagine the absolute, worst-case scenario. Now multiply it by three, have it all happen basically at the same time, and extend it over a weekend.

    Yeah. Not a fun time for the Forgers. Or anyone that knows them, for that matter.

    (or: how we all fall down)

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    11 Jun 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    The Calamity has come and gone. Hyrule has changed, and the hero finds himself in a position he's never wanted. All he's ever needed is his love and his sword, but destiny works in mysterious ways.
    Pressure to take the crown, build a new army, get married--Link has faced monsters aplenty, the very end of Hyrule itself. However, his most important battle has yet to come.

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    04 Jun 2023