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Frank has a phalloplasty, a punk band, and absolutely no patience for people who won't just say what they mean.
'Phalloplasty is a multi-stage gender-affirming surgery that constructs a new penis (neophallus) using skin flaps, nerves, and blood vessels taken from a donor site (typically the forearm, thigh, or back)'
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13 Apr 2026
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I usually private all my bookmarks, but the author wondered if this was too boring of a fic and I’m honestly so offended. This is good. So so good. I want a 5 course meal of this fic. Can not get enough, I wanna devour hours of this content. I’m so hungry. Yes, just yes.
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27 Oct 2025
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Being a struggling comic book artist doesn’t exactly pay the bills, even while living in the family basement. Luckily, Gerard has found a second source of income as New Jersey’s resident kinkster. Whatever fantasy you want to fulfil, Gerard is your guy, or your girl; your Dom or your sub. Hell, he’ll even be your aunt Marie if the price is right. He may not be very professional, but what he lacks in experience and personal hygiene, he makes up for in enthusiasm and creativity.
Frank knows it’s objectively a bad idea to pay his crush to treat him like a puppy on a regular basis. Especially since Gerard has one rule he seemingly doesn’t intend to break – he won’t sleep with his customers.
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20 Oct 2025
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Frank's so fucking freaky he's potentially wigging out a fucking vampire.
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20 Oct 2025
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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20 Oct 2025