Rose_2005



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    Five times Tony called Bruce, and one time Bruce called Tony.

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    “You think I’m letting someone put a dick in me in this economy?”

    There was a pause.

    “That’s not a no,” Tim said.

     

    Tim finds something in the Manor's bathroom. A witch-hunt ensues.

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    the Batfamily (+Clark) whenever Bruce doesn’t sleep: go SLEEP don’t you care about yourself??? you need to REST go to SLEEP

    also the Batfamily (+Clark) .5 seconds after Bruce is finally asleep: hey B actually we need you for this--

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    "Let me get this straight," Batman said after a lengthy pause, "You're using wrapping paper to roll a joint on top of a skyscraper, all alone, depowered, at two in the morning."

     

    "Yes," Clark said emphatically, then frowned. "Wait. No. It sounds really bad when you say it like that."

    Batman quirked an eyebrow.

    "It's craft paper," he said, sheepish, "I couldn't find anything else."

     

    Or, where Clark gets depowered, gets a little high, and maybe Batman pets his hair a little. Maybe.

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    Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea.

    “I don’t have your phone!”

    The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips.

    “Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?”

    Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.

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