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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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20 Mar 2026
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AU. On 1 November 1981, the day after history was made in Godric’s Hollow, Pandora Lovegood visits the Department of Magical Law Enforcement to speak with Senior Auror Amelia Bones. Senior Auror Bones is mourning the deaths yesterday of her brother Edgar and her sister-in-law Eleanor. Pandora Lovegood, a Seer, has three messages for Bones, the first two being: 1) come somewhere with me tonight; 2) bring an evidence bag with you.
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16 Oct 2025
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Jane is sick and she didn't expect her lover reaction
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11 Sep 2025
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