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    A Construct Walks Into a Bar by

    Fandoms: Outlaw Star  

    01 Dec 2009

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    Gene and Melfina are getting married. This story isn't about them. Through certain contrived circumstances, Harry and Fred commiserate together. Installment plan, dumb bar jokes, tan lines, but no superintelligent cacti. Sorry.

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    13 May 2026

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    How to File Form 39-B by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    06 Jan 2010

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    The first time Iruka met Hatake Kakashi, he was still on some pretty good painkillers.

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    12 May 2026

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    Or. by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    11 Feb 2021

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    He should've told him. Or he should've quit. Or he should've said something. Or he should've stopped it. Or he should've done something. Or he should've said anything.

    Or. Or. Or.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Paracelsus’ Theorem of Unknowing by for Strangemagpie

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    21 Feb 2026

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    “Who let this sociopath play darts!” roared Harry, holding his arm.
    “Oh, relax, it’s only a flesh wound,” Draco tutted, taking aim (at the dart board) with his final dart.

    The Slytherins and Gryffindors have been brought together by romance (Pansy and Ginny), friendship (Hermione and Blaise), and a shared interest in quidditch (Ron and Millicent). Four years in, there are only two holdouts.

    Everybody agrees that whatever their problem is, Draco and Harry just need to shag it out.

    All that’s left? Convincing them. Luckily, Luna has a solstice ritual to perform, and she needs help.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Sandpiper by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

    25 May 2024

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    After being forced to live with an injured Zoro while stranded together on an inhabited island, Sanji finds his feelings of animosity slowly changing into something else entirely. Which might be easier to swallow if he could get some decent sleep.

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    02 Apr 2026