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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    "This granted me a thought. An idea. Tell me, Edward, have you ever wanted to leave those rails?"

    "No," Edward said firmly. "Derailments hurt. Every engine knows that."

    "No." She laughed to herself. "Not like that. I am offering you the chance to become human."

     

    ■ Follows on from 'The New Driver' but should make sense as a stand alone. ■

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Instead of committing suicide, Javert goes on a three-day bender. When Valjean finds him, Javert assumes he's a hallucination. Things proceed awkwardly from there.

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    “Where are you going?” the hallucination asked, which was foolish. Surely his brain knew what Javert planned. 

    “To the nearest--” Javert paused, looked at the recently vacated wine-ship, and amended what he had been about to say. “To the next wine-shop. Obviously I am not drunk enough if you are here.”

    The apparition got to its feet with a wince, as though his mind had ridiculously conjured aches and pains with which to torment Valjean’s specter. “Javert, your words make no sense,” it said, and Javert laughed again.

    “I am making perfect sense.” He touched his pocket where he kept his money, frowned. “I hope you are only a drink or two from going away. I do not know how much more beer I can afford.”

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    07 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Victor decides that Raven should take a lengthy vacation to clear his head, and something unexpected results from it.

    Or, me self-indulgently writing about my trip to Washington D.C. a couple months ago in the form of a Tekken fanfiction.

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    25 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Emu has noticed Hiiro's stress eating. M decides to help Hiiro out with that.

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    24 Feb 2024

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    Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.

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    26 May 2022