Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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I've come undone (but you make sense of who I am) by writerbri
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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Nothing feels right or good. Not the weight of his pads or the glide of his skates over fresh ice. Not the crispness of the rink air or the roar of a sold out Montreal crowd. Not his teammates’ triumphant shouts when he sinks a goal or cool water in his throat after a hard workout or well wishing texts from his parents before every game. It’s all just… faded.
Grey.
Empty.
Shane doesn’t know how to bring color back into his life. Not when he leeched it out himself with every step he took away from the only person who has ever truly, honestly seen him.
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After Shane walks away, his life falls apart one piece at a time.
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26 Jan 2026
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Change of Plans by residualchaos
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander had a plan. It was a good plan, just as every other plan he’d ever made was a good plan. Then he watched a video of a burning plane carrying the love of his life and it became the only plan he’d ever changed.
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Shane goes to Tampa. The next morning, Troy Barrett receives a text from Ilya:
“Bringing boyfriend to breakfast. Tell team to be not weird.”
The Centaurs are, unsurprisingly, weird about it but become the best support system they could ask for as Shane and Ilya navigate the choice to fully begin their lives together and love each other out loud.
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26 Jan 2026
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Yuna Hollander finds an article which attempts to describe her son's marriage as a PR relationship. She responds accordingly.
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26 Jan 2026
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The Ottawa Centaurs have a lot of questions about their Captain's relationship with The Shane Hollander. One being: Why is Rozanov suddenly so excited to play away games?
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26 Jan 2026
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When someone takes it too far on the ice, Shane forgets to drop his gloves first. Ilya only feels a teensy bit responsible but has zero regrets.
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26 Jan 2026