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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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“We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.
After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.
Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.
“Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.
It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”
“Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”
Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.
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- Part 4 of HR Social Media works
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22 May 2026
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It’s Mila’s World (We’re all just living in it) by GennyPWrites
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov are creating a dynasty. Five years as teammates and two Stanley Cups under the Ottawa Centaurs banner has ushered in a comeback legacy for the team. Now, the First Husbands of Hockey may have met their match in their spunky adopted daughter, Mila.
From post-game press conferences to All-Star Weekend shenanigans, Mila has turned the NHL into her personal stage — with Nana Yuna as her fiercely competent mom-ager and her dads as very willing supporting cast.
OR: Shane and Ilya’s five-year-old daughter is the most powerful (and adorable) spokesperson in hockey.
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21 May 2026
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To catch a homophobe or two, (or twenty) by VicIsWriting
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Shane volunteers to be mic'd up on his first game against the Voyageurs in his first season with the Centaurs. What could go wrong?
A lot... He hopes.
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21 May 2026
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i hope this finds you before i do by tootsonnewts
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 May 2026
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It should really come as no surprise when he eventually gets caught out.
Shane is frustrated and tired. In a fit of agony, he hides his true feelings in emails to team management. Not long after, the Montreal Voyageurs home office experiences a data breach.
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