Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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BREAKING: #ShaneHollander, hockey superstar and ex-boyfriend of actress #RoseLandry, has been caught red-handed sending misogynistic texts to what appears to be his girlfriend. Get all the details HERE: http://bit.ly/34781296
or; the one where shane's texts to "lily" get leaked and the internet explodes because everyone now thinks shane hollander is an asshole to his girlfriend
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16 Mar 2026
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"She told me, Frank, because she witnessed her coworker get abused and doesn't want that on her conscience."
"Abused? Come on, Robby, that's ridiculous. I'm not being abused. Santos just saw something she doesn't understand and is causing a big misunderstanding. Just leave it alone." He tried to move past Robby to finally leave the hospital, but he stuck his arm out, effectively caging Frank in. He cowered back a bit, suddenly reminded of all the times Abby caged him in.
"There's video footage if that's what you're worried about. Evidence."
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Basically, Frank gets abused after getting out of rehab and Robby finds out eventually.
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13 Mar 2026
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A series of (disconnected) AUs set in a world where Frank Langdon was broken and remade during his childhood and early adulthood in Beacon Hills.
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13 Mar 2026
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And in this Life, May I Never Be Alone by FoxgloveInSpace
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
02 Mar 2026
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'Run away to Alaska' au.
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10 Mar 2026
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His skull struck the ice with a crack that cut straight through the roar of the arena, and the world folded inward around the pain. Fuck.
When Shane Hollander goes down from a brutal hit mid-game, Ilya Rosanov fights through teammates, opponents, and the chaos on the ice just to reach him. He stays through the ambulance ride, through the hospital lights, through every fragile breath that follows.
They’ve spent seasons pretending the distance between them didn’t hurt.
Tonight, that lie may finally buckle.Bookmarked by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
10 Mar 2026