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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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Yuna Hollander finds an article which attempts to describe her son's marriage as a PR relationship. She responds accordingly.
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26 Jan 2026
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The Ottawa Centaurs have a lot of questions about their Captain's relationship with The Shane Hollander. One being: Why is Rozanov suddenly so excited to play away games?
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26 Jan 2026
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When someone takes it too far on the ice, Shane forgets to drop his gloves first. Ilya only feels a teensy bit responsible but has zero regrets.
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26 Jan 2026
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This Dream And You by Franks22
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Shane’s ready to finally put his foot down and call an end to the years-long situation he’s found himself with Ilya Rozanov.
It’s not fair to Ilya, for Shane to harbour feelings for him in secret, to want more than what’s being willingly offered.
And it’s not fair to Shane either, to have these precious moments with the man he wants so much more from, knowing that at the end of the night, he’ll be returning to his hotel room alone, only the occasional text to tide him over until the next time they meet.
But fate has other plans in mind, and Shane has to decide for himself whether he’s willing to fight for what he wants.
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26 Jan 2026
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blossom of snow, bloom and grow by imbihesgay
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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“It’s not something we’ve discussed too much,” Shane admits reluctantly. “I mean, I think we talked about it once or twice, after being around Hayden’s kids. But…I was afraid…I don’t know if you want…” His sentence falters and he presses a hand to his stomach, inhaling slowly like he’s trying to soothe more nausea.
It takes Ilya’s brain a few moments to process, to catch up, to piece together this half-filled puzzle Shane’s laying out for him.
“We talked about having babies,” Ilya supplies, arching an eyebrow, “are you trying to say we are…having a baby?”
Shane sucks in another slow, controlled breath. “Um, yeah. That’s what I’m trying to say.”
“You are pregnant?”
Wincing, the shorter man nods. “Mhm.”
-or, vignettes of shane's unexpected pregnancy-
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