Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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does anybody have a map? by Archived_owned
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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“Okay. That part I get. But fuck, man, why him?” Hayden barked.
“Dude,” Shane said, running a hand through his hair, “I’ve already told you—”
“No!” Hayden cut him off, voice cracking with a mix of frustration and disbelief. “No, no, no! You told us why you love Lily! You said he challenges you, he makes room for you, all that soft, romantic stuff—but there isn’t a shred of proof that that sweet, slightly awkward, totally manageable guy could possibly be Rozanov. Rozanov! The guy people usually want to beat the shit out of on the ice! And you love him?”
Shane pinched the bridge of his nose, exhaling slowly. “Yes. I love him."
Hayden froze mid-gesture, eyes wide, as if Shane had just announced he was going to join a cult. “Him? Really? Him?”
Amber's fussing turned both men to Jackie who was raising an eyebrow at her husband. "You are going to have to calm down, Hayden. If you hadn't been so busy fighting when Shane got hurt, maybe you would have noticed that Ilya tried to leave with him?"
"Ilya?! Since when the fuck do you call him Ilya?!"
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Shane comes out to the Pikes
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23 May 2026
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i will be your father figure (oh baby) by Archived_owned
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 May 2026
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Scott Hunter doesn't hate Ilya Rozanov, but after overhearing a conversation he shouldn't have in a Las Vegas bathroom, he's reconsidering.
Because now, he thinks Ilya is an idiot for not treating Shane Hollander the way any man would kill to. For making the man cry in a public restroom of all places after ghosting him for months.
Scott Hunter realizes what an idiot Rozanov is, and figures Shane Hollander might need to be shown just how wanted he is.
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23 May 2026
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“We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.
After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.
Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.
“Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.
It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”
“Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”
Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.
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- Part 4 of HR Social Media works
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22 May 2026
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It’s Mila’s World (We’re all just living in it) by GennyPWrites
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov are creating a dynasty. Five years as teammates and two Stanley Cups under the Ottawa Centaurs banner has ushered in a comeback legacy for the team. Now, the First Husbands of Hockey may have met their match in their spunky adopted daughter, Mila.
From post-game press conferences to All-Star Weekend shenanigans, Mila has turned the NHL into her personal stage — with Nana Yuna as her fiercely competent mom-ager and her dads as very willing supporting cast.
OR: Shane and Ilya’s five-year-old daughter is the most powerful (and adorable) spokesperson in hockey.
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21 May 2026
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To catch a homophobe or two, (or twenty) by VicIsWriting
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Shane volunteers to be mic'd up on his first game against the Voyageurs in his first season with the Centaurs. What could go wrong?
A lot... He hopes.
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21 May 2026