Satirony



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    A teenaged Jason Todd who never stole the Batmobile's tires gets teleported into Gotham. He's homeless, hungry, and really pissed off.

    The Batfam sees this angry broken boy trying to stab them, and collectively agrees that he must be protected at all costs.

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    Jason swallowed down a shiver as he took in Batman’s huge frame, stern expression, and… cape. “You look like an asshole,” he said flatly, crossing his arms over his chest.

    “Constructive feedback only,” intoned the giant man, looming over Jason. Jason raised his chin and glared.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    There’s dirt in his mouth, his eyes, his nose, his fucking ears. There’s entire ecosystems underneath his fingernails, digging into his body and taking him over, filling him up with dirt until there’s nothing of him left. He can’t feel anything– he can feel everything. His lungs squeezing with each minute that he goes without air, his broken and bloody nails screaming in pain as he claws through the dirt. His muscles are so tired, begging for him to just take a break, stop for a moment and rest, but he can’t, he can’t go back– he needs– he needs his dad. He needs to see him, to be back with his family, to have them hold him and take care of him and tell him that everything will be okay.

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    Jason comes back completely sane, and his first task is to find his family. Too bad they dont seem to like that.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Jason Todd grew up with a fundamental fear of being seen. Not in the sense of shyness, but in the sense of shame. He supposed, if he wished to contemplate the fear’s origins, he might start where most tragedies do:
    The house he grew up in.
    Where the act of wanting was as good as a death sentence to that desire.
    He supposed he might even make an argument for the statement “people become what they are called”. He thinks that might have some merit, looking back.
    What he fears most, (like most other people), is how obvious it is to others. The fear itself.
    He wonders if they can see it.

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    Thanks to a rogue meta, the batfam gets to watch Jason's memories like a movie; and Jason just really wants a family again. But you cannot be loved if you aren't known, and well... if circumstances provide? might as well take the chance, right?

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Jason Todd's life from 11 to 20, told through the AO3 author's notes on his classic literature fanfiction.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Did Jason plan to get sucked into the past? No.

    Is he going to make the most of it? Yes.

    Will Bruce be mad at him for it when he gets back? That's half the reason he's doing it in the first place.

    Butterfly effect be darned he's going to fix things, even if it means he can't fix anything for himself.

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    28 Feb 2026