Schemist



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    I offered myself as sanctuary by

    Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

    16 Mar 2022

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    "and I can't remember
    the last time I felt holy,
    the last time I offered
    myself as sanctuary"

    -Aaron Smith, Boston

    Or: The Big Damn Trent/Ted BDSM Series that started as a one-shot and became a 60K+ character study.

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    29 Jul 2025

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    a kind of dwell and welcome by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    28 Aug 2021

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    from: [email protected]
    to: [email protected]
    subject: Re: what the heck spell check

    Coach Lasso,

    I can assure you that my transfer has nothing to do with your club's relegation, nor is there anything that Richmond has done in error. Rather, I have spoken with my editors and we’ve agreed that this is the most appropriate course of action.

    I wish you all the best in the season.
     
    -Trent Crimm
    +44 3032 723956
    [email protected]
    The Independent
    Northcliffe House
    2 Derry St
    London
    W8 5TT
    UK

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    21 Jul 2025

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    Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    23 Aug 2021

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    Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.

    Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.

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    20 Jul 2025

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    Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    08 Apr 2022

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    01 Feb 2025

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    the roads we walk are winding by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)  

    28 Feb 2021

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    Jaskier doesn’t actually know how much time has passed since the black-cloaked Nilfgaardians grab him after a performance in a shitty tavern in the backcountry of northern Kaedwen. He’d assumed--foolishly, apparently--that he was far enough north that any Nilfgaardian soldiers would be few and far between, likely just scouts or even deserters. It would have been hard to actually get any further north--the little backwater town where he’d been singing was just a day from the mountains. Anymore travel, and he’d find himself skirting the Trail up to Kaer Morhen, the Warlord’s Keep, and, well. He’s brazen, but not that brazen.

    (or: a wandering bard bites off more than he can chew with the political ballads, accidentally makes friends with a princess in exile, and finds the Warlord of the North in his debt.)

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    15 Mar 2024