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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    After finding Harry alive and well in a white padded cell in Kentucky, Eggsy unintentionally woos him with his singing. It takes him five songs to succeed.

    Or: 5 times Eggsy sings for Harry and 1 time he doesn't have to

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    31 Mar 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Eggsy Unwin doesn’t do second chances—especially not for the father who walked out fifteen years ago. Lee Unwin survived, but he’s no dad, and Eggsy’s not interested in playing happy families.

    Then along comes Harry Hart. Posh, polite, and dangerous as hell, he’s got his eye on Eggsy for reasons that make no damn sense.

    “Your father had options, Eggsy. He made choices. I’m here to give you one of your own.”

    Eggsy calls bullshit.

    Then Harry locks the pub door, adjusts his cufflinks, and says:

    “Manners. Maketh. Man.”

    And just like that? Eggsy’s world explodes.

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    31 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Once more silence blanketed the surrounding area and this time Chris was as tense as a pulled bow string. One thing had become terribly obvious. Whomever was inside that room with him was not B.S.A.A.”

    So this is set after RE5 but heavily based on that scene in Revelations 1 where Jill finds the Chris decoy on the ship, therefore this story is all out of order. But I mean come on, half naked Chris being tied up to a chair like that? Could I honestly resist?! Evidently not!

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    30 Mar 2025

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    House has a brilliant plan, and he needs Wilson's help. Wilson is a chronic enabler.

    Getting married for the fourth time should be relatively easy.

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    16 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    “I know you want me.”

    “To put on your goddamn seatbelt, yes.”

    His head was throbbing, and for the first time in years, Logan craved a drink, wanted that sweet sweet mind-numbing escape that came with alcohol.

    “You look at me like you want me,” Wade said.

    Had it really been that obvious?

    “Why won’t you just give in?”

    Logan asked himself that sometimes, not in this particular context, more in the sense of why he held onto certain things even though they caused him immense suffering and pushed the ones he loved away. Inherent character flaw at the DNA level, he supposed. Even after two hundred and thirty plus years, he couldn’t shake the curse.

    But this was different. This was principle. The bottom line.

    (Professor Logan x Student Wade AU)

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    22 Feb 2025