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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    In New York, you can try things. Like a little pair of short shorts that say "Greg's Lil' Slut' on the back.

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    04 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    sometimes i draw things and they never make it outside of discord.

    this ends now

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    01 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Yasmin Kahn finds something she shouldn’t when roaming The Tardis...

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    01 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    22 year old Alex Horne returns to his home town as a student teacher having gone through some changes in the intervening years.

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    19 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Still, Horne, a tall beta man despite his “little” moniker, is something of a stickler for rules. This character trait juxtaposes pleasingly with the extravagant capriciousness of that most alpha of alphas, the Taskmaster himself, played by Greg Davies. The dynamic between the two works most effectively as, of course, we are all hanging on the pleasure of the Taskmaster, who treats everyone with the same cruel disaffection regardless of career, secondary or primary gender, or ability. “It works because nobody expects it of him,” says Horne, “But I think everyone likes that, secretly. That alpha urge to be mean, to be nasty. It’s very satisfying to watch. To participate in.”

    - James Park, “The Secret to Taskmaster’s Cult Success”, The Guardian

    Alex Horne has a secret - later in life than is meant to happen to anyone, he presented as an omega. He decides to keep it under wraps; how hard can it be? He's got a successful show, he's got a group of friends... but a flare of unexpected jealousy during filming, coupled with a chance meeting in a hotel room in Manchester, starts a chain of events that soon rumbles out of his control.

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    18 Jan 2026