Shakespearecouldnever
Fandoms
- MIKA (Musician) RPF (2)
- Doctor Who (2005) (1)
- Fedez (Musician) RPF (1)
Recent works
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Strawberries and Lilacs by Shakespearecouldnever
Fandoms: MIKA (Musician) RPF, Fedez (Musician) RPF
21 Oct 2020
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Whatever, a midez fic. Mika is cheating on Andy.
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A big lotta crack. Basically the Doctor is horny™, so he asks Nardole to fuck him. That’s it, that’s the plot.
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Introductions at The Voice by Shakespearecouldnever for Supernaturalpotterholmes, milk_and_glitter, lonely_night
Fandoms: MIKA (Musician) RPF
09 May 2020
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Andy is walking around The Voice looking for Mika when he ends up talking to Matt Pokora. Matt is delighted to have made a new friend, and wants to introduce him to Mika.
Recent bookmarks
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Past a certain point (in the evening, in life), the choice between sleep and masturbation becomes academic.
Bookmarked by Shakespearecouldnever
18 Apr 2026
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He can’t remember when, but it started with little things. Small favors, tiny really, like bringing him things, making him tea, or reminding him of important schedules. Somehow, over time, they fell into a private routine of Alex effectively working as Greg's real life assistant, doing things for him that were nowhere near his job description. And as with everything, the more you do something weird, the more normal it seems to you, and you alone.
Bookmarked by Shakespearecouldnever
17 Apr 2026
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One Good Turn by Kim_Tey
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
12 Oct 2024
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They never seemed to quite click. It wasn’t personal, he had reasoned.
But something had lit a fire under Alex recently it seemed. He’d been at Greg every night to agree to come with on a holiday. And so here he now found himself, sitting in his car, in the middle of a field in god knows where, watching Tim Fucking Key laughing at Alex as he stumbled over tent poles.
Series
- Part 1 of One Good Turn
Bookmarked by Shakespearecouldnever
16 Mar 2026
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Greg and Alex are camping for the second time after their infamous camping trip. Alex decides to try something.
Bookmarked by Shakespearecouldnever
05 Mar 2026
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"I'm not getting existential, I just think you get off on it, is all,” Greg announces matter-of-factly.
Or: Greg and Alex have a nice chat on the phone.
Bookmarked by Shakespearecouldnever
22 Feb 2026