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Hermione Granger rides the elevator like everyone else in their fifteen-floor office building: head down, coffee in hand, already running through her to-do list.
She doesn’t need distractions—not when she’s on track to make partner before thirty.But then there’s him.
The hot redhead from Floor Eleven who shows up smelling like citrus and chaos, listening to punk through wired headphones, and looking far too good for 8:30 a.m.
He’s the complete opposite of her—disorganized, unbothered, and definitely not a lawyer.She pretends not to notice.
But if he ever says something remotely flirty, she’s pretty sure it’ll count as his elevator pitch.
And worse—she might actually want to hear it.Series
- Part 1 of Not Company Policy
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10 Sep 2025
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In the harsh winter of 17th-century New England, Hermione Granger—a bookish Puritan girl—discovers a wounded boy with fiery hair and no memory in the woods. Her devout father reluctantly takes him in, but as Ron’s uncanny abilities and eerie past unravel, whispers of witchcraft spread through the village. Between scripture and suspicion, Hermione must confront the chilling truth: Is he a lost soul, or something far more dangerous? And why does his touch freeze her skin—yet set her heart aflame?
(A Puritan-era Romione fantasy romance with gothic undertones, folklore, and slow-burn mystery.)
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10 Sep 2025
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The problem: Hermione struggles to confront her feelings for Ron following the war.
The solution: A game of chess. Strip chess, technically.
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10 Sep 2025
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Dear Healer Green,
I know you told me not to address you directly in this journal, but perhaps you could point me toward someone who could explain why RONALD FUCKING WEASLEY is now my probation Auror? I know you’ve said the world isn’t actually out to get me, but give me a fucking break. Yes, I have used the F word twice now— even when you’ve begged me not to do so. Deal with it, as the Muggles say.
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09 Sep 2025
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Thestrals on the Property by elliemess, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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“That’s what they look like,” Ron said while angling his head to look at the book in her hands. “Beautiful things, aren’t they?”
He departed a moment later, leaving Pansy to frown at both the embossed thestral and his shrinking figure as he headed outside. She shook her head while thumbing through the various illustrations within the book, struggling to understand how someone could ever consider something so dark and scary to be beautiful.
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OR: Grief has an interesting way of bringing people together.
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