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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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10 Jan 2026
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Harry writes the first draft of his will when he’s fourteen.
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05 Jan 2026
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When Brian Moser finally tracks down his beloved baby brother, he doesn’t look for a way in with fake sister Debra. Instead, he rents an apartment and becomes a friendly neighbor to the Butcher.
Things just get worse (or better) from there.
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26 Dec 2025
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What if the game mechanics didn’t force Stanley to hit the Skip Button?
Would time still force him to do it, anyway?
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- Part 4 of Advanced Ludology
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17 Nov 2025
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no place like home by dirgewithoutmusic for Elennare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2015
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When Petunia Dursley refused to take Harry in she forfeited his birthright protection, so Dumbledore took the baby to the safest place he knew: Hogwarts.
The applicable staff (mostly just… not Snape) took Harry in on a rotating schedule as he grew from baby to toddler to child. They traded extra credit for babysitting among the older students, and Harry grew up knowing a few dozen different laps that were safe and warm to nap in.
This was a Harry who grew up among books, among old transient walls and learned professors. They gave Binns night duty sometimes, and let him talk young Harry to sleep. This was a Harry whose world changed, on principle, daily. The stairs moved. The walls became doors. You had to keep your eyes open–you had to pay attention. So he did.
He grew up in a school. Knowledge was power, but knowledge was also joy. This was his sanctuary. There was magic in his world from birth.
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- Part 3 of boy with a scar
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11 Nov 2025