Skylightswhy
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Malcolm is scheming again. There is someone who’s not too happy about it and tries to put a stop to it. Out of all of the possible outcomes, she could have never guessed that this is what would have happened..
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- Part 2 of Fucks and political fuck ups
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Nicola Murray and her opposite number are forced to do a radio debate on BBC 5 Live in which they both inevitably fuck up.
both parties spin doctors are left to clean up the mess and as Malcolm and his opposition counterpart desperately try to spin their way out of the sticky situation things begin to get heated…
(Unfinished editing as of 23/3/24)
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- Part 1 of Fucks and political fuck ups
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Canon the thick of it moments but make it spicy!
Mostly will be writing for Malcolm but I would try write for other characters if anyone is interested.
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The Sweetest Taboo by xliliths
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It
12 Mar 2026
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You'd been the Diary Manager at DoSAC for two years now, a fairly simple job as long as the SoS could just listen to you. With a new Prime Minister comes an entire cabinet reshuffle, and that means a brand-new Minister, a brand-new face, and people worrying about their jobs. You're safe, though. And you have a very nice first date tonight that you're actually looking forward to. You just can't tell Malcolm Tucker, the man you've kind of been sleeping with in secret.
[Set during The Thick of It 03x01. Warnings for this being very, very smutty (but there is some plot to go with it!)]
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04 Mar 2026
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An Eton Mess by BeatlesAndBrown
Fandoms: The Rest is Politics (Podcast), Political RPF - UK 20th-21st c.
17 Nov 2025
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“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” Alastair’s voice grumbled into the back of his neck.
“Not again. What is it now?
Remembering a particularly sad-looking donkey in Iraq?”
Rory let out a wet, choked laugh that was half a sob. “No. It’s... nothing. I’m fine.”
“You are demonstrably not fine. You’re leaking.” Alastair’s tone was pure, undiluted Campbell.Bookmarked by Skylightswhy
18 Nov 2025
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You’re a fellow time traveler who has a long friendship with The Doctor. You find his TARDIS in the middle of Glasgow and decide to take a step inside. You’re soon met with a newly regenerated Doctor, who seems to be in desperate need of some stress relief. Something you’re happy to provide.
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15 Nov 2025
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Jamie was so boggled by this statement that he just sat there, gawping, for a full thirty seconds, while Malcolm’s expression became progressively more confused. Eventually, he looked as though he’d just witnessed someone trying to do something inappropriate involving a pool noodle and insufficient quantities of anal lubricant.
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10 Oct 2025
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Doctor! Doctor! Can't You See I'm Burning? by Pastel_Misha
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
21 May 2025
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You and the Doctor go sightseeing on an alien planet. Somehow, you've managed to avoid any kind of disaster or danger, until you accidentally eat something that triggers an animal-like heat. With no one else around, the heat not fading away and no other solutions, the Doctor decides that it’s his duty to help you out.
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29 Sep 2025