SleepyDaSam



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    one does not immediately assume that developing a fever can lead to a domino effect of thinking you're dreaming and subsequently confessing to the fever-dream conjuration of your biggest crush, before waking up and realizing none of it was a dream and you really did tell your crush you wanted to run away and get conjunxed and have eight sparklings.

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    orion pax gets sick, and megatronus assumes he is being ignored.

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    20 Apr 2025

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    Utter fucking crack

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    The one where the Doctor comes back for little Amelia Pond.

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    07 Jan 2025

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    itty bitty baby

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    short rey/kylo fic :)

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    03 Feb 2024

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    Crack

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    Church, in a decidedly Church-like fashion, decides to do whatever possible to make sure Tex makes it out of the Meta. If that means he has to take Sigma head-on and save Maine from the AI, he'll do it.
    He also decides that this Director guy really deserves a punch in the balls.

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    18 Mar 2024

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    Beautiful

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    Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.

    “If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”

    “A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”

    Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.

    “Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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    or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.

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    17 Dec 2024

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    So freaking funny. Died laughing