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If you wanna date me, you have to defeat my 7 protective family members by QU3ST_PARAD0X
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series, Chained Life SMP
16 Dec 2025
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Thomas does not know Micro. In a way, Thomas does not particularly care for Micro.
Except that Fluixon and Saparata decide to get into a fight that results in them drifting apart. Now, Thomas is tasked with gathering information about the white-haired boy by infiltrating the Canadian Cartel.
The Canadian Cartel, the group Micro hangs around. It doesn't help the fact that Thomas and Micro are seated next to each other that semester.
AKA, Thomas learns more than he thought he would, and maybe, he learns how to love on the way, too. It's too bad that he has to go through the process of getting approval if he even wants to stand a chance with Micro in the first place.
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GAME OVER (Unless You Save the Princess) by spaceChai
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Dec 2025
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A crack fic about a cursed Famicom and its ridiculous game penalties.
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He hummed, almost amused. “I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, Mydeimos. This is my body, it always has been!”
“I don’t know what sick game you think you’re playing here, and I don’t care about the lines of code running through your head.” Mydei narrowed his eyes, his teeth gritting together. “I won't ask again, Irontomb, give the Deliverer back.”
Or, Irontomb remains at 99.8% completion, Amphoreus has been torn asunder, and the final battle is rapidly approaching.
Waking up from what should have been his final death was the last thing Mydei had ever been expecting. Yet, the world isn’t what he remembered it to be. Having found himself in an off-putting version of Era Nova, a horrific reality has emerged. The world is overrun with Black Tide Abominations, the Trailblazers are missing in action, and Amphoreus has been completely subjected under the absolute rule of Irontomb.
and Mydei is … getting married … ? To Phainon?
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“You know, if you turn me over to the social workers, well… the chances of a kid my age findin’ a decent home are slim–”
“Don’t bet on it, Robin.”
“Robin?” Jason’s head whips around and he stares at Batman in horror, “Robin!?”
Batman’s smile falters, and he starts explaining slowly, “Yes, you’ve proved yourself quite a lot tonight, young man. I think you’d make an excellent Ro–”
“Fuck that!”
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Jason, very aggresively, says No to being Robin. This spirals into quite the different life for everyone in the Batfamily!
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Arthur witnessed Merlin's stand off against Agravaine. The question is only, if a traitor of Camelot defeats a traitor of Camelot, what is Merlin's motif? And if his devotion to Arthur is actually genuine, then what does that mean for Camelot?
In truth, none of these (very reasonable) questions matter anymore when Arthur realises he has a massive crush on Merlin.Series
- Part 90 of Merlin's magic
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#OnlyInGotham by forevernightfall
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
20 Jan 2025
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kimmy — @redrobinNOTthebat
› tfw you publish an article saying that if the rogues threw down croc or harley/ivy would win and now youve been kidnapped by riddler and penguin because they got offended #OnlyInGotham
> kimmy — @redrobinNOTthebat
› btw come to dock 5 warehouse 6 or sum shit , the rogues are throwing down in a cage fight tournament!! you wouldn't want to miss it! #ROGUECAGEFIGHT
>> Robin #2 ✓ — @theREDHOOD
replying to: @redrobinNOTthebat
› hey so why the fuck wasnt i invited
>>> kimmy — @redrobinNOTthebat
replying to: @theREDHOOD
› im.. sorry? i didnt know we were still considering u a rogue. come down and sign up ig man
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or, twitter (x) slowly goes to shambles as gothamites band together and #OnlyInGotham trends internationallySeries
- Part 4 of chat/social media fics
- Part 4 of hero's, man
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If You Care... Nobody Else Matters by BiWicked666
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 May 2025
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The vigilante life was great.. until Eraserhead and that fucking hamster came by and ruined everything! Sure we were living in the streets and sometimes it wasn't great but we had been there a long time and we knew when to run and how to take care of each other!
Now we are shipped to UA into some new program called The Misfits. It suppost to direct us to the "right path" of life. What a load of bullshit.
Well at least we get to make our new assigned guardians life a living hell.
What a great time to be alive!
OR. Story how a group of vigilantes got caught up and shipped into the rehabilitation program set by the most famous hero school of japan. They should have known that it's not gonna be easy to tame 10 feral children who had spent most of their lives without adult supervision.
(This is not gonna make sense to you if you don't read the first part of the story!)
⚠️Please don't post about my work without my permission!
Also remember to read the warnings on the notes of any chapter!
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- Part 2 of If Nobody Cares... I Do
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Gojo no! Gojo yes! by chiakashie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Apr 2021
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Gojo slams the door to the room open with a loud bang, making sure that all attention would be on him. In precisely less than a second, he took in the sight.
Nobara and Megumi are on the couch with a small, squishy and adorable student named Itadori Yuuji between them. Emphasis on the ‘small’.
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After the incident with Gojo, Yuuji gets de-aged a few weeks later.
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- Part 2 of Beyond Time
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"You came here to hit me," Seongje said, his thumb brushing across Hyuntak's cheekbone in a movement that was far too gentle for the situation they were in. "That's touching. So which is it? You want to put your hands on me but want me to keep mine to myself?"
"That's not—that's different," Hyuntak managed, but even he could hear how weak it sounded.
"Is it?" Seongje's hand slid down to rest against the side of Hyuntak's neck, and Hyuntak could feel his own pulse jumping under Seongje's palm, knew that Seongje could feel it too. "Your heart's racing. Dum dum."
"Because I want to kill you." Hyuntak said, but there was no conviction in it anymore.
Seongje leaned in until his lips were almost brushing Hyuntak's ear. "Liar."
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Go Hyuntak showed up at a stranger's door ready to throw punches for his girlfriend who cheated on him. Turned out, he was ready to throw away a lot more than that.
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He goes to fuck Seongje up. Gets fucked.
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The Day the Ring Bent by NeutralMime
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Dec 2025
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The One Ring should only be unmade in the fires of Mount Doom.
It absolutely should not bend under a dwarf’s family heirloom.
Yet it did.
Elrond is having a headache.
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Peter & Danny vs Gotham by Wamescat
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Peter wants a way to check in on his home dimension; however, he doesn't know much about dimension tech. Good thing he stole a Dummy's Guide to Summoning from Dr. Strange.
Danny wants out of the GIW base.
Tim wants coffee and a less restrictive sleeping bag.
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从素昧平生到莫逆之交，人人都曾幻想过一把求而不得的剑。直至故地重游，方知劳燕分飞。
双性江晏，纯拉郎，预警见tag（但不完全，总之玩的很脏、很暴力、很爽、很凝，大量体液play描写警告，xp糊脸警告⚠️‼️）
剧情和🚗总体五五分，多款cp风味一次性满足！吃不了上当，吃不了吃亏，走过路过都来吃一口all晏吧🥰🥰时间线：if伊刀没死，带着少东家前往开封。
1～5章：伊刀承君子之诺领少东家进城，巧遇冷脸寡夫暗生情愫
6～11章：赵光义遭遇不爽狠施拳脚，与江晏缠绵大战三百回合。
12～15章: 王清忙里抽身回国处理事务，却不料捉奸养子在床动酷刑问审
16～20章：羊入虎口个个馋，晋王府秒变抢亲现场。
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welcome to phainonville by pomegranatewaffles
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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There’s already a line of Phainons forming outside the cafe, and Phainon quickens his pace to join it. The barista greets him with a wide smile.
“Good morning, Phainon,” says Phainon.
“Good morning, Phainon,” says Barista Phainon. “The usual today?”
location: phainonville. population: 33,550,337. area: 9,910 square kilometres.
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Mom sold me to One Direction??? by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 Nov 2025
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Tim's just been sold to One Direction.
Wait. Pause. Back up. Tim has just been sold to the Waynes.
He feels like fanfiction should have prepared him more for this. However, standing on the driveway and staring up at Wayne Manor, Tim feels like a stereotypical school kid about to take a math test they didn’t study for.
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Tim expects to console Bruce Wayne in his grief, and maybe even cheer him up after the loss of his son. He does NOT expect Jason Todd to open the door and offer him a tour.-
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Can Villains Even Teach Heroics? [Rewrite Ongoing] by WitchRose_2
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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The Seven who overblotted find themselves in an unknown world... It would have been manageable were they not stuck inside the head of a goody-two-shoes hero worshipper... Leona swears, if he ever hears another idol tangent coming out of Izuku's mouth-
Anyways, since they don't know whether or not if something happens to Izuku will affect them, they decide to 'teach' him how to survive in his quirkist world as a quirkless human... Much to their horror, their standards of living are high enough to make his dream of being a hero come true... Really, Vil, you should not have taught him how to brew poison!
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- Part 2 of A Clash of Crowns
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Not A Patch On Me by WaterSushi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Feb 2025
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The eyes are the windows of the soul, he remembers the popular saying. It's just ironic that his current body got everything right about his soul except for his eyes.
… He supposes the patchwork skin is a stark difference too, but, eh, details.
(OR: a human soul is reincarnated as Mahito; this confuses everyone. A Mahito self-insert.)
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- Part 2 of Currency of Redemption
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Not A Patch On Me
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The eyes are the windows of the soul, he remembers the popular saying. It's just ironic that his current body got everything right about his soul except for his eyes.… He supposes the patchwork skin is a stark difference too, but, eh, details.
(OR: a human soul is reincarnated as Mahito; this confuses everyone. A Mahito self-insert.)
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Taylor Hebert, miniatures hobbyist by StargazingSeraph
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
05 Jun 2024
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Queen Administrator took a few artistic liberties this cycle. After all, how much could be done with just animating miniatures of people and creatures that its host collected and painted be? Well, animating them... scaling them up to full size... giving them all their other powers... connecting their bodies to the minds and souls of them from another, blocked off universe...
Okay, it kind of messed up on this one.
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In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it.
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You Look Like You’ve Seen A Ghost by ShootingFromAfar
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
18 Jan 2024
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"The runes are wrong."
"What does that mean for us?" Tim hisses over the beginnings of a dozen voices rising in chant.
"Nothing good." Jason states grimly, frantically racking his brain for any way out. Whatever entity is about to come out of this circle is going to be baring a fate worse than death.
Jason would know. He’s been dead.
…Actually speaking of being dead. Jason does know someone from the Ghost Zone with enough sheer audacity to help him fight what very well could be an actual demon.
With a mental ‘fuck it’, Jason begins to chant.
AKA: Jason and Danny became friends in the Ghost Zone. This is about to be everyone’s problem. Batman just wants to know who this illusive teenager is. Because he’s a meta. Obviously. Not for adoption reasons. No siree, not him.
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- Part 1 of One Foot In The Grave
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Hazard Pay by boopboop for titheniel
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Dec 2025
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Bucky wanders the hall outside, dazed, and finds himself in a supply closet three doors down. He sits on a box of spare boots and tries to process the fact that the United States Army has just, by official fiat, authorized him to fuck Steve Rogers.
No. Not fuck. "Provide specialized support." He wonders if there'll be paperwork. Two copies for the S.S.R. and one for the Brits.
They can put that on his gravestone: James Buchanan Barnes, Here Lies A Good Soldier Who Took More Than One For The Team.