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    “Your robes are…red,” Hermione finally said, strangely accusing.

    “Burgundy!” Severus protested. Red was tacky. Burgundy, however, had class.

    “And what did you do to your hair?” she asked in horrified fascination.

    Snape’s hand rose to his scalp.

    “Nothing! What is wrong with you? I just washed it and blow-dried it like every morning…”

    “Ah, I see.” She nodded and stepped back. “Alternate dimension. It must be.”

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    02 Mar 2023

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    Sad and Sweet

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    Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.

    Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.

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    02 Mar 2023

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    Sad and sweet

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    When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year, and is told that Ministry representatives will be coming to Privet Drive to destroy his wand - he runs. There is no way he's letting anyone snap his wand. He has to go.

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    05 Jun 2021

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    02 Jun 2021

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    When you die and get reborn as one of Marvel's most well-known villains, you don't follow their path.
    The new Ultron is probably not the best person for this job, but they at least know that much.

    First to go is the evil-AI name.

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    01 Jun 2021