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After the events of HLVRAI, Gordon shelves Half-Life for good. Or so he thinks; his viewers are dropping like flies now that he doesn't have a gimmick. But when he discovers Benrey festering away on his hard drive, he thinks he's found the perfect solution: his fans get to see Benrey again, he gets to pay back his student loans, and Benrey doesn't explode his computer out of boredom.
It's a win-win scenario. What could go wrong?
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15 Jun 2025
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It goes on like that for awhile. It’s wholly unprofessional; it’s the wildest and horniest summer you can ever remember having. You’ve gone well past the realm of plausible deniability into the realm of filth. Of inappropriate workplace behaviors. Of things you should absolutely not be doing with your partner. Harry’s defense is that he can’t remember his workplace sensitivity training. Your defense is that, apparently, you’ve lost your mind.
Still, he calls you. Sometimes, you call him, like the night after the day he had pranced around all of Central Jamrock in that tacky mesh shirt and the tightest disco pants you had ever seen him wear, and you tell him exactly what you thought of that while he whines and begs.
It’s like you’re living two lives. One life starts after 23:00, when the phone rings. You don’t talk about it in your real life. In your non-telephone life.5/7/2025 - now with amazing artwork by harvestkitty!
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- Part 2 of a loaded little call
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17 Apr 2025
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Radios, recovery, and romance.
Or, Harry starts listening to the radio. It gives him something to hold onto. (And maybe discovers the lost island of Atlantide while he’s at it.)
Featuring: WEATHER FM, SAD FM, MIRRORBALL FM, and SPEEDFREAKS FM
KIM KITSURAGI: “You know, when I was a child, I used to pretend I was flying an aerostatic through the pale and had discovered Atlantide. Mostly when I was trying to fall asleep.”
ESPRIT DE CORPS: He still does. Nights he really can’t sleep, he soars low, skimming the city: its tall clear buildings sparkling in the sun, the river snaking through the plain. Far below, a man looks up at him, shading his eyes. A child waves at him. A dog chases his shadow, snapping at it, never catching it.
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16 Feb 2025
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“Khm—Forgive me, but I may need some guidance,” Kim says, placing his bare hands on your upper thighs, fingerprints feeling like hot lava against your skin. “…What would you like me to do, Harry?”
Bookmarked by Slopnslide
27 Oct 2024
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GOD!!! This fic is so everything.... Kim and Harry are so darling in this!!! descriptions were so juicy, love love LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! < 33333
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Kim adjusts his glasses. "Begging to get fucked in the back seat of a Coupris Kineema is not praxis, Detective."
You pull out your best, most persuasive eyebrow waggle; "Hey, it could be."Or; the one where they fuck in the Kineema.
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06 Nov 2024
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CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED PODFIC!! Their voice perfectly complements the fic and the delivery is ON POINT!!!! makes me a little emotional tbh... Gosh, and the Kim impression is very good and charming!! love it and this fic!!!