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When Hermione Granger sets her mind on a mission, nothing can deter her—not even Severus Snape's notorious aversion to socialising. At Harry Potter’s birthday party, Hermione is determined to get Severus to open up and mingle. However, she doesn't realise that Severus has his own social strategy: he only talks to her. Amidst the party shenanigans, Hermione discovers a softer side to the enigmatic Professor.
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Three years after Hermione & Severus got married they go on their first real date.
Afterwards, she lay beside him, their bodies slick with sweat, both of them struggling to catch their breath. A part of her couldn't help but wonder if this had been a huge mistake. Moving from flat on her back to propped up on one arm facing him she let a small smile cross her lips.
His eyes were closed, facing the ceiling when he slowly spoke. “I’m sorry. That was–”
“That was incredible.”
PROMPT: Marriage Law! They have sex for the first time together & later discuss who they lost their virginity to!
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Slytherin Sex Education - Deflowering Draco Malfoy by Mykonos19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy had a bit of a reputation.
Sex God. The Impaler. Pureblood Pumper. Squirt Master. Slytherin Stallion. Hell, once he was even called the Bedroom Bedazzler.
The problem with all of these names, however delightful that most of them were, was that they were all terribly mistaken. Now, it wasn’t that Draco was bad in bed, per se, but it was that he’d never had the opportunity to prove himself in the bedroom.
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Draco Malfoy comes to Hogwarts reformed, competent, and wearing light blue.
Hermione Granger is furious about all three.
She had not written anything down, had not organised her objections into numbered subsections, and had absolutely not lain awake the previous Tuesday rehearsing the more salient points into the dark of her bedroom ceiling.
She was simply a colleague, raising a collegial concern, in a collegial manner, over tea.
"Professor Granger," he said respectfully. Not a flicker of anything performed.
She was even more suspicious.
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