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Regulus Black is saved by Narcissa Malfoy. Sirius sees reason instead of seeing red (mostly thanks to Remus) and Albus Dumbledore is misguided but not a complete idiot. As a result, Harry Potter grows up in a somewhat functional family and things play out rather differently because of that.
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Daphne Greengrass has shunned her father and the family business in favour of becoming a Healer and following HER dream, not his.
Astoria Greengrass is biding her time, putting up with her father's controlling ways so that she can one day take over the company.
But that's all shattered when he pulls out two marriage contracts - one to the heir of house Black and another to the heir of house Malfoy. It doesn't matter which of his daughters marries who, that's up to them to decide but here's the kicker....they only have two weeks to do so.
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17 Dec 2025
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.
The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.
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09 Nov 2025
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Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn’t going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch.
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09 Nov 2025
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Plagued by nightmares, Arthur's had three hours of sleep in the last four days. He heads to the bar to look for a hookup, hoping that the touch of another human can help him finally fall asleep.
He finds that, and more.
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21 Aug 2025