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Neither Can Live While the Other is High by ScaredyCrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2021
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Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.”
Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting.
Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.
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07 May 2026
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Sirius has spent all year watching what has happened to his pup, catching up on what he has missed, and he was too distracted with Peter then to dwell on it but Albus never ordered him a trial, and Sirius is a Black, born a Black, bred a Black, trained a Black. He’s hidden so successfully behind pranks and smirks that those who knew him have forgotten –
In which Sirius takes matters into his own hands.
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07 May 2026
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Some people are born with soulmarks. Zuko has them, but his grandfather burned them off because they "make you weak."
Team Avatar has a few things to say about that.
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07 May 2026
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"Sorry, Aunt Petunia." by Emily_Elizabeth_Fowl, sparklygems
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2021
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A single change can make a world of difference.
Or, in other words, Harry accidentally says "Sorry, Aunt Petunia," to Snape of all people.
Chaos ensues.
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- Part 1 of HP AUs
- Part 1 of SAP Universe
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06 May 2026
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‘The thing that was hidden in the Snitch,’ he began, ‘I dropped it in the Forest. I don’t know exactly where, but I’m not going to go looking for it again. …
‘I’m going to keep Ignotus’s present, though,’ said Harry, and Dumbledore beamed. (JKR, Deathly Hallows p. 599)Two stories set ten years later.
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06 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Oh my days what a fever dream (in the best way possible).
🚨Spoiler alert🚨Three cheers for the future and the new Erised house.