Something_Dysfunctional
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"Even if we aren't born in this world, I will find you in the next."
It's 2014 and Eren Jager is a sophmore in high school. Although after a small change of events-
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"Paralyzed by the fact that I've changed,
In a paradise filled with nothing but unrecoverable things,
Please remember me..."Eren knows what he is, knows what he wants. So... will he get it?
Two-parter.
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It's just smut.
Smutty smut smut.
This game has me in a chokehold and I got this idea and couldn't NOT write it.
Maybe more to come with the other boys.Bookmarked by Something_Dysfunctional
16 Mar 2026
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Angel knows how to perform. He knows how to be wanted.
What he doesn't know is how to be seen.
A slow-burn game of poker turns into something far more dangerous when Husk refuses to rush him, refuses to take control without permission, and refuses to look away.
Angel only meant to seduce him.
He didn't mean to feel like he mattered.Bookmarked by Something_Dysfunctional
15 Feb 2026
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Welcome to my Sylusversary Week 2025 Series
This is a SylusMC Anthology Series following prompts prvided by @/forStayrus for Sylusversay Week 2025 on X
Thank you so much for hosting this incredible event.--------------------------------
I'll be populating these well after the timeframe of the event, but complete each prompt non-the less.
Thank you for your patience, and Enjoy
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18 Sep 2025
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(obscenely late submission for stolitz week 2024; hurt/comfort)
Blitzø is nothing like Stella, and he proves this to Stolas, time and time again.
Or: A deep-dive comparison piece into 5 different scenarios faced in both Stolas’ relationship with Stella and with Blitzo.
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07 Jul 2024
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“Hello, darling,” He murmurs, voice thick with sleep.
“Hey, pretty bird,” Blitzø responds, reaching a hand out and running it through his lover's disorderly head-feathers. Most of them spring back up afterward, but he earns himself a sleepy hoot in response to his ministrations, and he smiles. “Didn’t mean to wake ‘ya - you can keep sleeping if you want.”
Stolas hums but slowly sits up, the blanket falling to give way to his slender, naked body. The size of Stolas’ waist only further exaggerates the egg he’s carrying, skinny chest dipping down to a healthy and growing bump in his midsection. When his arms stretch above his body, loud pops echo from his hollow bones. Blitzø wastes no time - he scurries into the arms and lap of his lover. He has less room now, because of the bump, but that’s okay. Arms immediately loop around his middle and pull him flush against a feathered chest, Stolas leaning down and pressing a kiss against the crown of the imp's head.
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Or; look. it's like 9k words of pregnant sex. they're very in love.
(continuation of the first fic, but they can easily be read separately with no issues!)
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07 Jul 2024