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Hermione Granger's 12 Step Guide to Getting Along With Pansy Parkinson by SortofShea

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Pansy Parkinson
- Hermione Granger
- Harry Potter
- Ron Weasley
- Draco Malfoy
- Blaise Zabini
- Microfic
- pansmione with bg drarry because I have brainrot
- They are both so tired of their hopeless best friends
- Hogwarts Prefects
- Lesbian Pansy Parkinson
- Bisexual Hermione Granger
- Gay Draco Malfoy
- Bisexual Harry Potter
- Not Canon Compliant
- meddling pansmione
- we may be dipping into crack territory
- be forewarned
- Comedy
- Romance
Summary

What happens when Hermione Granger is assigned prefect rounds with Pansy Parkinson all year?

Language:

English

Words:

4,629

Chapters:

20/31

Collections:

1

Comments:

17

Kudos:

125

Bookmarks:

15

Hits:

3,366
The Reveal by SortofShea for MromiTosen

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Narcissa Black Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson
- Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Pansy Parkinson
- Draco Malfoy
- HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Relationship Reveal
- Age Difference
- Comedy
- sorry to Draco
- he is severely traumatized by this revelation
- Secret Relationship
- I may have also written a self-indulgent follow up where Draco has a bit of a mental breakdown about it but that is neither here nor there
Summary

Pansy and Narcissa decide it is high time to reveal their growing relationship to Draco.

Series
- Part 2 of Draco's New Stepmother
- Part 8 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

10

Hits:

83
This Thing in My Hand is the Heart by SortofShea for Yoshishisha

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
- Hermione Granger
- Pansy Parkinson
- HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Inspired by Bleach (Anime & Manga)
- Pansy is Hermione's Zanpakuto
- what a fun character foil
- Shapeshifting
- Shinigami/Zanpakutou Bond
Summary

"The blade is me." -Kurosaki Ichigo

Series
- Part 7 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

7

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

97
Group Photo by SortofShea for noarc

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Luna Lovegood/Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley
- Ginny Weasley
- Pansy Parkinson
- Luna Lovegood
- Draco Malfoy
- Harry Potter
- HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Inspired by Fanart
- TW: homophobic slur but in a reclaimed way
- they're all gay so the f-slur isn't being used as a slur
- they're all having fun I swear
- Polyamory
Summary

The girlies take a group photo.

Series
- Part 6 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

8

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

77
Close Quarters by SortofShea for GoldenBi

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Lavender Brown/Padma Patil/Parvati Patil
- Lavender Brown
- Parvati Patil
- Padma Patil
- HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Twincest
- Non-Consensual Voyeurism
- auralism
- Sex Toys
- Polyamory
- Sexual Content
Summary

Lavender overhears more than she bargained for.

Series
- Part 5 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

10

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

449
The Sweetest Secret by SortofShea for cvltist

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Astoria Greengrass/Ginny Weasley
- Ginny Weasley
- Astoria Greengrass
- HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Infidelity
- How I love writing these two together
- Cunnilingus
- I think they should just swap spouses
- everyone would be happier
- also if I may second the sentiment
- LET GINNY CHEAT 2K25
- also my own personal headcanon
- let Astoria be a lesbian!!!!
- Secret Relationship
- Explicit Sexual Content
- background Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley - Freeform
- Background Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy - Freeform
Summary

Tonight, they belong to each other.

Series
- Part 4 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

7

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

183
The moon lives in the lining of her skin by SortofShea for apricitydays

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Luna Lovegood/Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley
- Luna Lovegood
- Ginny Weasley
- Pansy Parkinson
- HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Polyamory
- Asexual Luna Lovegood
- Smut with an ace character present
- The intimacy of taking care of your girls as they take care of each other
- Sexual Content
Summary

Luna loves her girlfriends like the moon loves the ocean.

Series
- Part 3 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

12

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

138
longing for you by SortofShea for sugareey

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
- Hermione Granger
- Pansy Parkinson
- Ron Weasley
- HP Sapphic Sumer Exchange 2025
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Hanahaki Disease
- Language of Flowers
- Pining
- Jealousy
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
Summary

The flowers say every thing Pansy can't.

Series
- Part 1 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

17

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

302
her full silver light by SortofShea for uncanny_cerulean

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Astoria Greengrass/Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Astoria Greengrass
- Narcissa Black Malfoy
- HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Professor Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Graduate Student Astoria Greengrass
- not mentioned but Astoria is writing her thesis on the women who secretly wrote Victorian literature
- Teacher-Student Relationship
- Secret Relationship
- Narcissa Black is a Milf
- Astoria is full of sapphic yearning
- Age Difference
- Pining
- Alternate Universe - College/University
Summary

Astoria thought that returning to uni to complete her Master's degree would be scholastic and predictable, if not a little dry.
How wrong she had been.

Series
- Part 2 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

21

Kudos:

20

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

125
Are You Really Okay? by SortofShea for Sightedkarma

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Draco Malfoy & Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Draco Malfoy
- Narcissa Black Malfoy
- Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
- Songfic
- Song Lyrics
- Epistolary
- Self-Harm
- Based on Protego Obscurial by SightedKarma
- Alternate Universe
- Musician Draco
- Angst
- Major Character Injury
- POV Alternating
- Blood and Injury
- Draco is Vessel Sleep Token
- Draco Is Not Okay
- but then he is
Summary

A mother's plea to her only son, and what comes after.

Language:

English

Words:

4,302

Chapters:

2/2

Comments:

10

Kudos:

10

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

243
Sinner by SortofShea

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Apr 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Draco Malfoy
- Harry Potter
- Microfic
- Religious Imagery & Symbolism
Summary

Based on the song prompt: Saint by VÉRITÉ

Language:

English

Words:

50

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

11

Hits:

113
Fuck me like you Hate me by SortofShea for sillywives

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2024
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Draco Malfoy
- Harry Potter
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Hate Sex
- Office Sex
- Draco Malfoy is a Brat
- you requested sleazy lawyer Draco?
- your wish is my command
- Lawyer Draco Malfoy
- Top Harry Potter
- Power Bottom Draco Malfoy
- Anal Sex
- Auror Harry Potter
- Shameless Smut
- Anal Fingering
- Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
- enemies to enemies exchanging sexual favours
- There is no tenderness here
- Discord: Drarry Fans | Writers + Artists
Summary

Auror Harry Potter has uncovered corruption within the Ministry. When no other Barrister in London will take the case, he is left with only one option.
Enter Draco L. Malfoy, Barrister and opportunistic brat.

Language:

English

Words:

516

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

15

Kudos:

139

Bookmarks:

10

Hits:

2,515
Fool's Holiday by SortofShea

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Draco Malfoy
- Harry Potter
- Hermione Granger
- Ron Weasley
- HP Festival of Stars 2024
- Christmas Fluff
- Draco recieving an Official Weasley Jumper and getting emotional about it
- because he absolutely would be so emotional about it
- vaguely "drank the wretched juice" Draco
- Bets & Wagers
- amongst family
- the whole Weasley clan features I just didn't tag them all
- Established Relationship
Summary

Draco is not going to cry.

Language:

English

Words:

2,526

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

49

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

403
the Unlikeliest of Circumstances by SortofShea

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2024
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Harry Potter
- Draco Malfoy
- Hermione Granger
- Ron Weasley
- Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
- Auror Harry Potter
- Auror Draco Malfoy
- Auror Partners
- Crimes & Criminals
- Action/Adventure
- romance in the most unlikely of places
- all in just over 8k words!
- oh also Draco in a blender because I like to make him bleed
- sorry about that
- One Shot
- Magically Powerful Harry Potter
- Magically Competent Draco Malfoy
Summary

Aurors Potter and Malfoy really should have stuck to their mission brief.

Language:

English

Words:

8,251

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

98

Bookmarks:

6

Hits:

1,022
Awakenings on the Argo II by SortofShea

Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
08 Nov 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson
- Annabeth Chase/Piper McLean
- Jason Grace/Percy Jackson
- Annabeth Chase/Jason Grace/Percy Jackson/Piper McLean
- Jason Grace/Piper McLean
- Percy Jackson
- Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
- Jason Grace
- Piper McLean
- based on fan art from tumblr
- set during the voyage on the Argo II
- Bisexual Percy Jackson
- Bisexual Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
- Bisexual Piper McLean
- Bisexual Jason Grace
- Black Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
- Polyamory
- let them all be poly and in love pls and thx
- Sparring
- Argo II (Percy Jackson)
- no beta we die like jason
Summary

Percy and Annabeth are dating.
Jason and Piper are dating.
Annabeth has a crush on Piper.
Percy has a crush on Jason.
That's it. That's the plot.

Language:

English

Words:

879

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

192

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

1,599
Electric by SortofShea for Herochick007

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
- Hermione Granger
- Pansy Parkinson
- HP saffics summer exchange 2024
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- "-they were roommates"
- this is an 8th year moment bc how else would pansmione get to share a room
Summary

"-and they were roommates."

Series
- Part 11 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2024
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

5

Kudos:

32

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

332
Wingman by SortofShea for LesbianKJ

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Fleur Delacour/Pansy Parkinson
- Pansy Parkinson
- Fleur Delacour
- HP saffics summer exchange 2024
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Rare Pairings
- pansy isn't intimidated its just the veela allure thing
- Draco is her french-speaking wingman
- Veela Fleur Delacour
Summary

"Are you flirting with her for me?" She hisses, grabbing Draco's arm.
"You're welcome." Is his reply.

Series
- Part 10 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2024
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

18

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

150
Girls Who Play Sports by SortofShea for meggowaffle

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Cho Chang/Ginny Weasley
- Ginny Weasley
- Cho Chang
- Discord: HP Saffics
- HP saffics summer exchange 2024
- Quidditch Player Ginny Weasley
- Quidditch Player Cho Chang
- Girls Flirting
- Double Drabble
Summary

If you should know anything about Ginny Weasley it's these 2 things:
1. She is fantastic at quidditch
2. She is very bisexual

Series
- Part 9 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2024
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

10

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

98
Hard Day by SortofShea for Iselilja

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
- Pansy Parkinson
- Hermione Granger
- HP saffics summer exchange 2024
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Double Drabble
- Fluff
- Pansy is a "anything you want darling" wife
- this is so fluffy
- Minister for Magic Hermione Granger
Summary

Minister of Magic Hermione Granger has had a hard day at work. Luckily, her wife knows just what to do to help her relax.

Series
- Part 8 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2024
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

37

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

534
Afternoon Tea by SortofShea for UltramarineOrchid

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Narcissa Black Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson
- Pansy Parkinson
- Narcissa Black Malfoy
- HP saffics summer exchange 2024
- Discord: HP Saffics
- Rare Pairings
- Double Drabble
- Age Difference
- Narcissa Malfoy is a MILF
- Pansy is gagging for it
- Secret Relationship
Summary

Pansy wouldn't mind being Draco's new step mother.

Series
- Part 7 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2024
- Part 1 of Draco's New Stepmother
Language:

English

Words:

200

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

18

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

393

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Hermione Granger's 12 Step Guide to Getting Along With Pansy Parkinson by SortofShea

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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The Reveal by SortofShea for MromiTosen

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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This Thing in My Hand is the Heart by SortofShea for Yoshishisha

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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Group Photo by SortofShea for noarc

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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Close Quarters by SortofShea for GoldenBi

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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The Sweetest Secret by SortofShea for cvltist

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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The moon lives in the lining of her skin by SortofShea for apricitydays

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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longing for you by SortofShea for sugareey

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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her full silver light by SortofShea for uncanny_cerulean

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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Are You Really Okay? by SortofShea for Sightedkarma

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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Sinner by SortofShea

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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Fuck me like you Hate me by SortofShea for sillywives

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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Fool's Holiday by SortofShea

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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the Unlikeliest of Circumstances by SortofShea

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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Awakenings on the Argo II by SortofShea

Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan

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Electric by SortofShea for Herochick007

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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