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“It seems like there was a system error and the procedure that was done to you was not the one of an egg removal but the one of an embryo transfer. You are currently pregnant” Serious-looking man #1 said.
Agatha smiled. With her teeth all out. She looked around. Because for sure there was some hidden camera somewhere. This Had to be some sort of prank.
“What are you talking about.” She felt like she had just escaped a mental ward hospitalization place. Was this how lab rats felt? She should go vegan in solidarity with The Rats.
“You’re currently pregnant with my child.” The hot woman who looks vaguely familiar said.
Agatha looked at her and, well, Agatha, she started laughing.
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Agatha goes to donate her eggs at an ob-gyn clinic to pay for her student loans for her bachelor in Musical Theatre, but accidentally gets famous musical composer Rio Vidal's fertilized egg transferred into her uterus.
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"Hellooooo open up pretty thing i can see youuu" the person yells as they bang on the crystal windows of her shop.
What was their issue?
"Can you not see that we’re closed?" Agatha says without turning to face the fucker.
"Oh I’m actively choosing to ignore that sign" The person replies and–Fuck.
They recognize that voice.
This was their circus.
Agatha turns and – yup. They lock eyes with Rio.
That is their monkey.
"Oh brother" Agatha deadpans.
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Agatha is a tattoo artist and their ex comes to get a tattoo from them and Rio get jealous.
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“I read that dentists can tell if someone sucks dick by the state of the roof of the mouth. Can you tell?” Rio asks very nonchalantly.
The way Rio is behaving would be similar to how Agatha imagines a human cat in her first heat would behave. And it's driving Agatha insane.
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Agatha is a dentist and her one night stand from the weekend shows up on Monday, at her work, to get a professional dental clean from her.
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Who this episode is for:
-People who use Rock, Paper, Scissors to settle arguments
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“So, if I’m such a lost cause, why the hell are you here?”
“Because I’m good at my job and I love a challenge.”
“A congressional race is not the same as a presidential.”
“I’ve managed races for congressmen, senators, governors.” She listed off breezily. “I’m interested in the big score.”
“You wanna swing your dick around and show off?” Agatha scoffed.
“Like you don’t.”
Agatha leaned in now too, challenging her. “The difference is, I don’t need to wave mine around for everybody to know how big it is.”
“Agatha,” She said, which was disrespectful given they’d only just met. “Let me run this campaign. I can make you someone America will want to vote for.”
She finally pulled away, chuckling and sitting back down. “I don’t need you for that.”
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VP Agatha has three months to run for president and begrudgingly makes Rio her campaign manager.
AKA The Veep/Scandal/West Wing AU that twitter told me to write -
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All things considered, Agatha’s sex life had been pretty bleak since her last real relationship turned sour.
Which is how she found herself creating a new AOL account. And joining a local bdsm chat room. And writing very explicit directions in her away message.
AIM AWAY MESSAGE: Dyke seeking EXPERIENCED shibari play partner. If you’re strapping and know how to tie, introduce yourself for a compatibility quiz.
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Late 90s strangers-to-lovers fic where Agatha meets Rio at a dive bar after connecting in an AOL chat room.
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Put It On The Line by AnonFandomBandit, midwestprincess_01, saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
09 Sep 2025
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Agatha whipped her head and body towards the student. “What the fuck is your problem?”
“No problem,” She shook her head, smirking. “I like talking to you.”
“You like pissing me off.” Agatha sniped, plucking her glass off the bar when it arrived.
“Those two seem to be one in the same.”
“Just tell me something.” She said after letting a sip burn down her throat. “Where do you get off speaking to a respected professor like that?”
“Like what?”
“You were argumentative, disrespectful, dismissive–”
“No, Agatha, that was you.”
“Dr. Harkness.” Agatha corrected. “Only people I like can call me Agatha and I don’t like you.”
“Now, that’s not true.” Rio tilted her head. “You’re talking to me, aren’t you?”
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Newly tenured professor, Dr. Agatha Harkness, has nothing to prove. That is until she meets a smug, twenty-three year old PhD student in Copenhagen after her first keynote speech. Never one to shy away from a challenge, Agatha seeks to put Rio in her place by any means necessary. No matter what the consequences…
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riooooo con pepino. grasa final. inspiracion. necesitamos como comunidad
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Collection of smut stories.
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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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OR, yes, the agathario discord kitten au.