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put your best foot (in your mouth) by chiriklo
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batgirl (Comics)
17 Jan 2023
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Who ordered a warehouse of grunts and vigilantes with a side of smart-mouth jokes? No one? Well, that's all right. At least the Spoiler and the Red Hood have a smashing introduction.
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Maritime Hostile Takeover by Pneumatic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
07 Sep 2025
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The colony of seals didn’t usually bother Hal whenever he was working, so he paid them no mind unless he was trying to get one to move out his way.
How was he supposed to know that finding one of their pelts would trigger a whole-ass situation he was totally unqualified to deal with?
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5 Neals Are 5 Neals Too Many by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
02 Nov 2022
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An idiot set off an alien gun in the office and now there are 5 Bruces in the room. Kid Bruce, teen Bruce, older teen Bruce and young adult Bruce. Great. Just fantastic. This wouldn't blow his cover. Not at all.
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“Neal.” Peter made a strangled noise. “Please tell me these aren’t all you.”
Bruce stood up and spun around to meet Peter with a wide grin. “Peter, you’ve always wondered what it would be like if there was more than one Neal Caffery and now, thanks to that alien gun, you get to experience it! You’ve got adorable child Neal, emo teenager Neal, angsty teenager Neal and flirty young adult Neal. Then, of course, the best version, original flavour Neal, the best-alleged art forger in the world!”
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Neal keeps all three of them in front of him as he grabs the badges and checks them over.
“Diana Berrigan… and Clinton Jones,” he sounds out. “And he is Peter…?”
“Burke,” Jones fills in. “Peter Burke, white collar crimes unit. Your handler. You… don’t remember, do you?”
Neal snorts. “How astute of you, Jones. And I am?”
Concern flickers through Diana. “You don’t know?”
Neal looks at her and raises an eyebrow. “I know who I am, I want to know who you think I am.”
“Neal Caffrey,” she replies confidently. “Con man, forger, world-class thief, now a criminal consultant for the white collar crimes unit of the FBI.”
She’s expecting Neal to nod and agree in some way, but instead he snorts again. “What an alias - Neal Caffrey. Tell me, how long has he been with you? And how old is he, again?”
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Neal Caffrey is actually Tim Drake.
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There's no way Neal's a Superhero... right? by Queen_Gerbil
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
21 Oct 2023
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After the white-collar team found out Neal Caffrey was actually undercover for the justice league, they slowly came to accept the new Neal.
However, they had made one crucial assumption: there was no way that Neal was actually a superhero…right?
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5 interactions with superheroes where the white-collar team assumed Neal was a civilian... and the 1 time they realized Neal was a hero himself.