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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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11 Oct 2025
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Hermione is sure that marrying Ron during the coveted Solstice Wedding ceremony will fix the problems in their relationship. The only thing standing in her way? Draco and Astoria, the other couple vying for the same wedding date.
A battle of pranks and sabotage with her old enemy is more fun than expected. But when Ron suggests they take a break and try seeing other people, her fighting with Draco turns into something else entirely.
This is a rom-com loosely based on the movie Bride Wars. HEA and Dramione endgame, although it hurts a bit along the way.
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09 Oct 2025
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Seventeen years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom who works her arse off at the Ministry fighting for Magical Creatures' rights.
To build a reservation for hippogriffs, she finds herself pitching for donations from her former school bully, Draco Malfoy.
He has no intent on helping hippogriffs, but he wants a sub.
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01 Oct 2025
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Wreck a Granger by Ramelle_Kammae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy - Fandom, Dramione - Fandom
03 Nov 2025
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When old wounds split open and new battles close in, Draco has to decide what kind of man he wants to be
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and what he’s willing to lose.
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Part II of Wreck a MalfoySeries
- Part 2 of Wreck a Malfoy
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29 Sep 2025
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Seven years after the fall at the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger finds herself employed as a humble maid in the Nott household, hiding her fire behind quiet obedience, until fate delivers her to Malfoy Manor, and into the hands of both Lucius and Draco Malfoy.
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30 Aug 2025