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How to be a Good Friend with only one (1) Extravagant Gesture by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Mar 2025
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It’s amazing how quickly Blitzø forgets who he is talking to. All it takes are a few drinks and some pointed questions about his daughter or co-workers. Just a few minutes into the conversation and you’d never be able to tell that this is an imp talking with the King of Hell. It’s one of the reasons Lucifer enjoys hanging out with the guy and invites him over to the hotel once in a while. An invitation that is always met with a lot of grumbling but ultimately accepted because, in his own words, Blitzø still hasn’t given up hope that Lucifer will shapeshift into a horse and let him ride him.
Sexual innuendo fully intended.
(Lucifer’s interjection that he would never get between Hell’s newest power couple, which the media has dubbed ‘Stolitz’, is always met with a withering glare followed by a careless shrug. “We’ll invite Stolas. He’d be into that.”)
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Lucifer has a great idea to do something nice for his new friend and not even Alastor inviting himself to tag along can stop him.
Surely nothing will go wrong!
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13 Oct 2025
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“This is absurd. Surely there’s someone more qualified to tutor this imp,” Stolas continued.
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Blitzø said in a mocking falsetto, “is my little imp ass too uncultured for your royal tutoring standards?”
“I just meant I’m not trained for remedial cases.”
Blitzø slammed his hand on the desk. “Say that again, you fucking pencil neck–”
“Enough.” Principal Morningstar stood up. “I don’t care if you two can’t stand each other. Blitzø needs help. Stolas, your father agreed to this arrangement. Consider it extra credit. And Blitzø, if you walk out of here without agreeing, you’re off the team.”
Stolas shot Blitzø a disdainful glance, his arms crossed tightly. Blitzø, meanwhile, looked like he was trying to melt a hole through the floor with his glare.
“Fine,” they said in unison, then promptly scowled at each other.
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Tutoring the school’s star football player should’ve been simple... except falling in love with him wasn’t part of the lesson plan.
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25 Aug 2025
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In his thirty-two years on earth, Blitzø had struggled to find his ‘purpose’ in life. Or, more accurately, what paid the bills but didn’t require more than a high school diploma? After many setbacks, he finally thinks he's onto a winner. He's gonna start a gym - Immediate Muscle Professionals. With his years of experience, gym equipment he found on Facebook Marketplace and an unbridled enjoyment for making people suffer, what more did he need?
His first client...
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11 Aug 2025
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my dear, don’t look back anymore by ulieunha (bomyokoi)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 Jul 2025
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Blitzø just wants to protect Stolas. Stolas just wants a moment of peace with Blitzø.
Together, they can have both.
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- Part 3 of Three-Word Prompts
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16 Jul 2025
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What was supposed to be an average bachelor party for Prince Stolas turns into a crazy adventure as he finds himself married to a figure from his past. He hadn't thought to ever see Blitz again, but now he finds himself tied to him in unholy matrimony and trying to navigate the crazy place such a match finds them both.
Blitz wasn't expecting to wake up with bed of a Prince of Hell, let alone one he had spent the day with many years ago as friends. Now, here he is tied to a member of Hell's royalty and uncertain whether this is something he should even want.
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09 Jun 2025