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    Bruce doesn’t have a soulmark, and Clark doesn’t have a soulmark, on an Earth where everyone has a soulmark. Somewhere in there is a simple solution. Somewhere to that solution is an overcomplicated journey. Surely two of the world’s leading superheroes will not take the overcomplicated route?

    Surely not?

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    23 Sep 2025

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    He’s vengeance.
    He’s the night.
    He’s also that guy who once called caviar “sea raisins.”

    And that's why the JL can't know that he is Bruce(ie) "Catch Me in Gucci Crying to Ariana Grande" Wayne.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Alfred sighed and closed the book around one finger to keep his place. "Master Bruce. Please tell me you aren't going to that horrid little club in the Narrows again."

    For all that he was Batman, trained in the art of bald-faced lying, Bruce managed to shuffle his feet and twitch his eyes toward the front door suspiciously. "I'm… not going to the horrid little club in the Narrows?"

    "Yet, here you are, dressed for the club," said Alfred flatly.

    Fed up with Bruce's playboy act, Alfred signs him up for an exclusive dating service, hoping that he will at the very least make a friend. On the other side of the bay, Lois gifts Clark with a voucher for that very same service, insisting that he needs to move on from their mutual breakup.

    Neither one of them really wants a relationship, but they do want their loved ones to be happy. So they come to a mutually beneficial agreement.

    It very quickly becomes something else entirely.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    The caption read: “They argue like an old married couple. #HeyGreenLanternHere #MomAndDadAreFighting #Superman #Batman #GrayGhost #JusticeLeague”

    He didn’t think about it again until the next morning, when his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing and clearly tried to kill itself by falling off his bedside table. When he finally opened his phone he had a text from Barry that just said: “YOU JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!”

    Hal was confused until he realized one of his videos must have gone viral. Then he was smug.

    Or, Hal broke the internet with one post, and now Clark and Bruce are trending for all the wrong (or right?) reasons.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    “Tell me what you were doing with the Hexcore. And… everything that came before.”

    “Would you believe me if I said I was trying to protect you?”

    Viktor returns to Piltover after years of exile with one certainty: he's dying.

    Old wounds reopen when Viktor discovers Jayce has rebuilt the very thing he once betrayed Viktor over. Outrage blooms, but so too, do new possibilities—ones that uncover a dangerous connection between magic, ambition, and the looming Gray.

    As they attempt to mend their fractured partnership, Jayce grapples with the part he has played in Piltover's fervent pursuit of progress—and in Viktor's continuing deterioration. They confront truths they've hidden from themselves as well as one another: desires long buried, sacrifices made in desperation, and how far either of them will go for love.

    Some lies protect us, others destroy us—but the hardest ones to overcome are the lies we tell ourselves.

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