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    He hooked a lazy finger around one. “What, these things? Well… we're all a puppet to our purpose, aren’t we?” As if in response, the threads went taut around his neck, forcing his chin unnaturally upwards. “Bet your strings are even tighter.”

    Tenna swallowed hard. A million angry questions rattled his casing but his tongue stilled at the sight of the strings. They led Spamton back into the living room. Tenna slowly followed.

    “Hey! That's enough!” Tenna finally found his voice, shakily forcing it out of his speakers. “You owe me some answers.”

    “Sorry, Ant. I'm just your little mailman tonight. I've got a message.”

    “A message?”

    “You're going to be visited by three Ghosts of Christmas.”

    It sounded ridiculous, such a whimsical phrase leaving Spamton’s mouth in his gruff tone. But Spamton’s smirk vanished as he spoke.

    “Are we really doing this?” Tenna whined.

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    Or, Mr (Ant) Tenna's A Christmas Carol

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    02 Jan 2026

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    A drunken, seemingly minor incident leads to Tenna's inner thoughts being printed across his screen in the form of closed captions. Spamton, eager to taste a fraction of the power that his mysterious benefactor possesses, decides he can work with this.

    OR: "Now All the Dark World Knows You Want to Bang a Spam Email".

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    06 Nov 2025

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    **MAJOR BATTLE GROUND SPOILERS**

    Harry Dresden has been searching desperately for a way out of his marriage to Lara Raith, and Molly has a potential solution. The only problem is, that solution involves getting married to John Marcone. So now, Harry has to decide who the lesser evil is. But of course, in his life, things are never that simple.

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    13 Jul 2025

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    Written for dresden_kink round 4 for the following challenge:

    Marcone hates the thought of Harry being in a relationship with Thomas. Mainly because if he had Harry's attention he'd never let him go. It drives him insane that Thomas just doesn't seem to care that much but Harry seems to love him anyway.

    Marcone concocts a plan to make Harry happy--by making sure Thomas makes Harry happy--no matter how much it pains Marcone to do so. If/when that doesn't work there's always the last resort--steal Harry away to do it himself.

    Bonus if Harry is completely attached to Marcone and finds his machinations cutely endearing/baffling/disturbing/irritating.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Where Class 1-A finds itself in a time loop centered around their first year at UA. After getting over the usual angst, they decide that the best way to grow as heroes is by antagonizing dangerous villains for fun and amusement.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    Perfect 👌