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    “Do you know one of the players?” One of the girls asked around her friend. “That's cool.”

    Before she could think too much about it, Yuna had already said, “He's family.”

    “Cool!” The other girl asked pointedly, “You don't look alike.”

    “Cassie, you can't just say that!” The other girl hissed and Yuna smiled.

    “He's my son.” She said to stop the conversation there.

    or

    Ilya takes a hit and the (many) times Yuna Hollander calls Ilya her son.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Main Story: All Old Things are New Again

    Epilogues: Postcards from the Horizon

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    09 Jul 2024

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    "Shen Yuan this is the last time this one will tell you, stop eating strange plants simply to compile data on them!"

    "But Shen LaoShi how can I call my encyclopedia's complete without denoting their taste! Besides I stay away from the ones that I know are aphrodisiacs!"

    "This Master can't even begin to pick apart all that is wrong with that statement." Exasperatedly Shen QingQiu pressed his fan into his palm, "And- Would you quit calling me that!"

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    After getting oneshot KO'd by a meat bun and dying Shen Yuan is unfortunately reborn into the world of the shittiest of shit novels PIDW. Which honestly, isn't that bad, once you get past the sex plants, annoying how low can you go IQ villains, and the unfortunate fact that the worlds gonna go to shit within the next few decades but we chillin.

    Shen Yuan at the behest of the system chose alchemy as his cultivation path, studying cool plants and beasts? Sign him up. Making cool potions? Less fun when they blow up but hey, he's living what 7 yo him thought chemistry was. During a trip to an unnamed mountain he gets caught up in a snowstorm alongside a prickly Cang Qiong disciple which inevitably begins Shen Yuan's unknowing meddling in the plot.

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    16 Apr 2024

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    Another Luo Binghe suddenly appeared and Liu Qingge died trying to save Shen Qingqiu, only to find himself waking up in a strange room full of strange things.
    Losing his ‘apartment’? Cheating girlfriend kicking him to the curb for a rich ‘fuerdai’ after stealing all his money? What’s a ‘dogblood drama’? He doesn’t care about any of that! What happened to Shen Qingqiu?!
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    Basically, LQG gets transmigrated into a dogblood drama (the "dog-biting-dog" style melodramatic soap operas, hence "dogblood"), but just wants to cultivate and live happily with SY. If only these damn characters would get a hint and stop trying to drag him back into the plot!
    Meanwhile, after being forcefully repatriated, SY uses all his superpowers as an avid trashy web-novel reader to try to predict what will happen and protect LQG from all the shitty tropes while also dealing with the realization that there’s been cultivation in the modern world this whole time!

    Not to mention the familiar-but-different faces popping up here and there…

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    29 Mar 2024

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    He’d guessed that if Derek wasn’t paying him for the sex, then he was obviously paying him for the conversation. So Stiles made it a point to talk and never stop. Stiles rambled and Derek sometimes listened. Stiles shouted about X-Men and porn in fancy restaurants, and Derek sometimes grunted in response. Every now and then, Derek would even look up from his phone and make eye contact and blink, which Stiles would always take as a positive and real acknowledgment to his existence.
     
    And they never had sex. Not ever. No matter how badly Stiles wanted them to, and he wanted them to, oh so badly.

    Stiles Stilinski has been Derek Hale’s sugar baby for the last three years, and just can’t understand why the man pays him so much damn money.

    Or the one where Danny is Miley Cyrus, Dylan Sprouse, Justin Beiber, and Kanye West all in one.

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    14 Dec 2023