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  1. Public Bookmark 5

    In which two idiots argue flirtatiously about shitty smut plots but are interrupted by a dream bubble and discover their alternate doomed selves who are already together while one of them spends too much time tangled in a cape. by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    09 Sep 2025

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    “No way it says ‘a battle for dominance’ again, Karkat, you’re lying to my face. Look me in my sweet shades and tell me what it really says.”

    “For the thirteenth time, Dave, I’m not fucking lying. There’s nothing wrong with that phrase; it perfectly and realistically depicts the romantic tension between kismesis.”

    Dave huffs a laugh. “And what do you know about battles for dominance and realistic tension between kismesis, huh?”

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    09 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 6

    Cross-Species Anatomical Studies by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    24 Aug 2025

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    On Karkat's last night visiting Earth, he and Dave boldly go where no man has gone before.

    (Continuation of Cross-Cultural Media Analysis Chapter 18, but can be read separately.)

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    31 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 3

    Pale and Red make for good sex apparently by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    19 Aug 2025

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    Dave and Karkat get walked in on by Kankri and then instead of being completely turned off they just add pale feelings to the mix (im so good at summaries guys)

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    20 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 6

    Listen, Strider by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    15 Aug 2025

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    Karkat takes control, and Dave has no choice but to listen. In the cramped confines of a storage cupboard, tension, heat, and desire collide in a power play neither of them can resist.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    The Practical Guide to Enthralling Humans by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    30 May 2022

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    It takes a village to help Karkat Vantas, the troll least suitable to being a rainbow drinker, acquire one (1) thrall to feed from. Problem is, Karkat doesn't really like anyone enough to enthrall them.

    Totally unrelated to that in every way, Karkat is saddled with a truly embarrassing crush on his next door neighbor, the working musician that Karkat spends most of his nights listening to through their shared wall.

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    12 Aug 2025

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