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    “So you’re saying Hollander would’ve beaten Haller fucking unconscious or some shit?” Bood laughs, clearly amused by Ilya’s dramatics. He looks at Chouinard like it’s the funniest joke the evening has brought them so far and then looks back at Ilya. His voice dies down when he gets a wink as an answer, making Chouinard choke on his beer. “Oh, fuck, seriously? Are we actually talking about Holly?”

    Ilya Rozanov regularly gets called out on fighting his husband’s battles. He thinks people should be glad it’s him they’re facing.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “Shut up.” Yes please, Scott mentally begs, still sifting through the bedcovers for the remote.

    “Fuck.” Yes, fuck. “I’m trying to say I have a thing. Okay?” No, not okay, Abort. Abort. Oh God, no, no, no, no. Please no. He does not need to think about Hollander having a thing.

    “A dildo.” God help him, this kid, he’s so fucking earnest. Scott won’t be able to look Hollander in the eye ever again during a face off.

    Shane and Ilya think they are really good at hiding their situationship. Spoiler alert. They are not. Well… except for that one person whose denial is truly impressive.

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    5 times someone figured out Shane & Ilya were a thing and the 1 time someone is gobsmacked.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Shane doesn't need a new flatmate. In fact, he's adamant that he'd rather go the rest of his life without one at all. But fate does not listen to him, when it drops Ilya into his life.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    feelingshanetastic
    not hollander yelling at rozanov LMFAO someone get roz out of there
             IlyaRozanov81
             do not get me out of anywhere, i like it here.
             feelingshanetastic
             HELLO??

    thathollanovfan
    Why is no one talking about how comfortable Ilya’s thighs look OMG, @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer wanna share?
             ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
             No.

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    08 Feb 2026