TekilaMockingbird



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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    “What the fuck is this? What are you doing here?” Roy asked after what seemed quite some time with his eyes squinted, like he wasn’t about to go meet Jamie at his house himself.

    Jamie gives a small easy laugh and offers the bouquet he was holding to Roy, who recoils, still not sure this wasn’t a crazy deathtrap.

    “Hey, calm down, old man, this isn’t the war, it’s just some lilies,” Jamie still holds out the flowers and tries to get them closer to Roy who still flinches back “Lilies are cute pretty flowers, they’re no harm, don’t worry.”

    Roy still raised an eyebrow at him and Jamie rolled his eyes and brought the flowers close to his own face and gave them a good whiff.

    “See? Not dead, no need to worry, okay?” Jamie says offering the bouquet back to Roy who reluctantly accepts after a couple of seconds, smelling it tentatively. It was a nice smell. I mean, all flowers kind smelled like funerals in some way or another, but these were nice.

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    Or, Jamie starts giving Roy flowers out of the blue. Roy has no fucking clue what is happening.

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    25 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    If asked what was the first work of Trent Crimm's he'd read, Theodore Lasso would have incorrectly answered An Aquarian Guide to Atlantis, IL.

    Ted Lasso gets the opportunity of a lifetime when he's called to fill in for another director on a miniseries produced by Rebecca Welton. To their mutual surprise, Ted and Rebecca discover they're artistic soulmates, and work together to carve out a place in the film/television industry for themselves: Greyhound Productions.

    Just as he's settled into his new life in London, Ted catches wind of a rumor that infamously reclusive novelist Trent Crimm may be auctioning the adaptation rights to one of his books after years of stubborn resistance. Ted (a long-time admirer of Crimm's weird, ergodic stories) cannot abide the thought of someone else directing a film adaptation. But Greyhound Productions doesn't have the money to bid against the big studios.

    So, his mission is clear: Ted needs to find Trent Crimm and appeal to him directly.

    Shame the man doesn't want to be found.

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    10 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    It takes Jim a minute to kick his brain back into gear again and start processing.

    It's got to be the wig, Jim thinks, because there's no other reason for Dwight's face to look ages softer than it does in the office.

    And the dress...

    Or... Jim gets stuck babysitting his nephew at a LARPing convention. Apparently Dwight LARPs in dresses. Things get out of hand.

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    28 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Kinktober day 24 - sugar daddy & size kink

    Henry is looking for a younger man to spoil, and Alex is looking like the perfect one.

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    24 Dec 2024

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    Tell us who you’re dating!

    It was all Jamie could hear, the words didn’t even make sense anymore. Dating. Dating. Dating. Who was he dating? No one for so long. Not even a quick shag in a club bathroom.

    “Roy.” He blurted out without thinking. A wave of ‘what’ went through the room, from Jamie to Roy, who mouthed the same word. What? “Roy Kent… is my boyfriend.” He clarified, because it was too late to go back. “We know how it might look, that’s why we kept it a secret, but… yeah. So not going back to LCA. Yeah.

    Then came the noises. The photographs. The eyes shifting from Jamie to Roy. And Roy’s shout, finally quieting the room.
    “This…” Roy pointed an aggressive finger at them all. “is none of your business.”

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    24 Feb 2024