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We're not meant to talk when we're not at the wall
So I check every morning for guard order call
If I see your name, I'll write mine right beside
I can only learn you by the late lantern's light-
Lando & Oscar fall in love on the wall, but the frontline is getting closer, and no one knows what will happen when they get there.
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Oscar just wanted to be with Lando, it didn’t matter to him if they actually used the word boyfriend or not. He thought they were on the same page about that.
They apparently were decidedly not on the same page.
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The Kingdom had once been great. But nowadays the Kingdom was a shell of its former glory, its King reclusive and its people hungry.
But now Charles was going to be Queen, and he was going to do it properly. He would fix things.
If that meant killing his future husband, well, it was shame, but it had be done.
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“Jake Seresin, I’m Pete Mitchell’s emergency contact. This is Bradley Bradshaw, he’s next of kin. I also have power of attorney and I’m comfortable with Bradley being allowed in to see Pete. That’s Seresin, S-E-R-E-S-I-N.”
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Hangman was an asshole.
Everyone knew that. It was a well established fact at this point, so Phoenix really shouldn't have been surprised.
She just hadn't taken him to be a cheater.
Or: Phoenix finds Hangman making out with Rooster when she knows he's dating Bob. She's understandably furious.
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2013-2014 1D Bromance One Shots by ThatsCrazyRandom
Fandom: Dudley Do-Right (1999), One Direction (Band)
25 Jul 2020
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Look, Derek is the worst. Everyone knows that. Their fearless leader is a total and complete failwolf.
Which means the rest of them? Are kind of the worst too. They’re a ramshackle, slap dashed, sorry excuse for a pack that’s about a half second away from getting one of them killed. And this is a problem, because Stiles would really like to survive high school. Thanks.
Still, nobody deserves what Derek has gone through. Nobody.
And it’s about time somebody told him that.
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14 Sep 2025
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The drink Oscar slides into Lando's hand is cool and fizzing and sweet. It's the same thing Lando's been drinking all night. Lando stares at it.
Feels the grit of something dissolving against his teeth.
Four years of safety training and PR slam into his brain at once and the glass wobbles as Lando drops it in shock.Series
- Part 1 of Cacao and Cocaine
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23 Aug 2025
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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28 Oct 2024
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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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17 Oct 2024
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This series follows Lewis Hamilton and the ever-changing, ever-growing Formula 1 Grid as Lewis navigates [accidentally] adopting several of what Sebastian Vettel insisted on calling his Grid Kids™️ - including Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc, Lando Norris, and George Russell.
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29 Jul 2024