Sad and -not- Sexy (TheAssMaster__Patron_of_Bad_Usernames)
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Muscle to Muscle (and toe to toe) by Sad and -not- Sexy (TheAssMaster__Patron_of_Bad_Usernames)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Nov 2021
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The commission had always threatened to clip his wings. The thought terrified him. To clip a bird's wings, despite popular belief, doesn’t actually mean to cut them off; it’s just cutting the tips off the flight feathers, they grow back and for birds it’s usually painless. This, Hawks knows. Hawks also knows that when the commission says it that way, they DO mean slicing his wings clean off his back. But they never have, and besides threats have shown no intent to actually do so.
Hawks came to see it as an empty threat. Today, he’s enlightened to the fact that it may not be out of the realm of possibility, and none of the commission's threats are ever truly empty.
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Or, the commission gets tired of cutting back Hawks talons, and also happen to need a good punishment; they declaw him.
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Feeling Sick of Myself (Think I'll Try to be Someone Else) by Sad and -not- Sexy (TheAssMaster__Patron_of_Bad_Usernames)
Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter
15 Jan 2021
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The first time it happens, Melody forgets her mascara and lip gloss at their temporary hotel. When he called for her to return and retrieve it, she said she could just get new ones, and she was already on her train. So he might as well just throw them away.
He didn’t throw them away.
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Author makes Izuku suffer but maybe it'll be okay???( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)o(*°▽°*)o by LilaVaporizer9000, Sad and -not- Sexy (TheAssMaster__Patron_of_Bad_Usernames), TheAssMaster__Patron_of_Bad_Usernames
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Jun 2023
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The Circus Series (Ceries, lol) by LilaVaporizer9000, Sad and -not- Sexy (TheAssMaster__Patron_of_Bad_Usernames), TheAssMaster__Patron_of_Bad_Usernames
Fandom: Encanto (2021)
09 Jun 2023
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One-Shots written by a loser (Alternatively: Shots shots shots shots shots shots EVERYBODY) by Sad and -not- Sexy (TheAssMaster__Patron_of_Bad_Usernames)
Fandom: Hunter X Hunter, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Nov 2021
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One shots and maybe in the future some two shots
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