15 Works by TheCohort
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The American Road Trip and Other Cultural Cliches by TheCohort
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Sep 2019
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They have a van, a mattress that no one should sleep on, a suit case of vodka, and a map of the United States marked with 6 bright red Xs. Hawkins Indiana wasn't the only town on the Russian radar, and after another of the potential gates makes national news, Murray and Alexei set out to right wrongs and report on the decaying veil between dimensions, whatever that might mean.
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The thing was, Alexei had always liked older men. He'd been too smart to let it get him into trouble, but it could have. But Murray wasn't his professor. Or a commander, or boss. Or fucking Russian. He was just a guy who happened to be older and didn't seem to have any better idea where to go from here than Alexei did.
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Baileys Kahlua and Whip [Party Boys!] by asfddsfe (TheCohort)
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
23 Apr 2017
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Four times Baze and Chirrut met drunk, and the one time they met sober.
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A round of cheers, drunk mothers with glasses held high as Chirrut slid off the stool and turned into a wiggly line of short college student. Baze, Tynnra, and her girlfriend all watched Chirrut warily as he steadied himself.And then he grabbed the stool, standing like an old man with a cheap walker. He giggled.
"Jesus Christ, Chirrut." Tynnra groaned. "How many shots?"
"Ah…tequila and blow jobs?" Chirrut answered instead, but it was answer enough.
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A Smouldering Magic by asfddsfe (TheCohort) for WhiteMizerable
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
04 Apr 2017
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News of the drake came first by pigeon. The high priest read the small scroll aloud, the news from the neighboring temple of the giant limping toward their lands traveled through their ranks. A dragon's path marked by a smattering of bloodied sheep carcasses and split scales. The second word on the drake came by a runner. The young boy eagerly eating what the temple had to offer while he explained. There'd been bandits behind the drake. Following a week behind tops. The older monks had mumbled to one another and Chirrut had thought that was the end of it for him.
Chirrut is sent to attend to an injured dragon, not realizing just what he's in for when he leaves the temple.
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"I'm looking at you." Chirrut interrupted calmly, sliding his hands up and over the man's jaw, over his cheekbones and into the tangle of his hair. Chirrut ran his thumbs over Baze's forehead, planning to map the details from top to bottom.
Baze sniffed, the line of his mustache brushing against Chirrut's wrist as he said, "I'd have liked to see you do this to everyone else."
"I didn't. I don't care what they look like." Chirrut felt a soft eyebrow raise beneath his fingers. "Young and beautiful no doubt."
"Thanks." Baze said with a wince.
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The Force, a return, a conversation, and a kiss.
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Mack can't afford to fly home for Christmas. His friend Hunter, in an attempt to supply his friend with holiday plans, posts a flyer titled: "Alone for the holidays? Mad at your family? Read On!"
Leo Fitz is the idiot who actually calls.
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The park had been the ambitious brain child of some distant founder who'd heard a brief description of Epcot once and decided to open his own, time machine themed, "educational" amusement park. "Tipler Time-line" amusement park and historical village ("A walk through time!" Their slogan claimed) had been opened sometime in the mid eighties and had remained mostly unchanged since then.
"Well jeez, Octavius, did you think the term history buff was some sort of challenge?".
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"Cells that fire together, wire together"
A series of oneshots about Fitz and Mack.1. Fitz can't sleep
2. Fitz drunk dials the wrong number for a ride home (AU)
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The Hasty Venture by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
16 Mar 2014
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Despite the fact that Bilbo was most definitely not going to be leaving the Shire any time ever she found herself making odd mental notes to herself. Thoughts of what she should do if she were. She counted the miles between here and there, carefully measuring the distance with her fingers. 400 miles. Give or take.
She'd never be able to make the trip on her own.
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Fiddles and Chains by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
08 Oct 2013
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A series of separate Dwalin and Nori one-shots inspired by music. Themes and ratings will vary.
4. Nori had always believed soul-mates to be an old wives tale
5. Nori lets Bilbo in on a trade secret
6. Nori's method of flirting is so far from traditional that he hadn't even realized he was doing it
7. In the year 1739 two brother from the isle of Scots came to the village of an Céide. The following year one of them had died and the other had disappeared. -
The Cheerful Tune You Whistle by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Sep 2013
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A series of unrelated one shots focusing on the pairing of Bilbo Baggins and Bofur. Ratings, warnings and summaries for each chapter listed in chapter summary.
1. Sometimes Bofur get's distracted. (An AU inspired by Sentinel AUs)
2. Bilbo shouldn't be surprised by how hairy dwarves are but he is. And then he's curious.
3. After listening to her cousins gossip all night Bilba finds herself impulsively taking a strange dwarf home with her. -
Childish Games by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Aug 2013
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Nori's method of flirting was so far from traditional that he hadn't even realized he was doing it until it was too late to stop.
An extended and continued version of my short story by the same name.
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The Sound of Your Tongue by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Feb 2013
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Bilbo had not given any great consideration to the accents of others. Until of course he found himself playing host to 13 dwarves.
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Pulling at Frayed Edges by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
03 Feb 2013
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Though Dwalin thinks Nori's hair is both impractical and obnoxious he is fascinated when it begins to come undone.