TheOnlyFryingPan



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  1. Rec 6

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    Too much beer, a newfound obsession with his suddenly established "best friend" Economos, and a strong eagerness to please somehow leads to Adrian being bent over a bathroom sink.

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    08 Sep 2025

  2. Rec 3

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    "You really are just as much of a weirdo as I am."

    To both of their surprise, Economos might be as much of a pervert as Adrian is.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    WE MUST SUPPORT ECONOVIG AUTHORS AND FICS!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  3. Rec 7

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    bit the bullet and wrote smut. Loosely connected to my other fic “I Wanna Be Your Dog”, consider it an intermission

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    04 Sep 2025

  4. Rec *

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    "So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."

    "It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."

    "I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."

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    Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.

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    25 Aug 2025

  5. Rec 71

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    "Chris only sleeps with Vigilante for convenience. Sometimes it's too much hassle to get on an app and scour the area for Hot Singles Near You who would even entertain him - hook-up culture is dying according to Vigilante - and when there's semi-not-horrific-looking bus boy who would lay down in a puddle so he could keep his boots dry…it's sort of a missed opportunity to not let him slob on your knob, isn't it? So yea, Chris fucks Vigilante sometimes. Sue him."

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    its a vigilmaker fic, u kno its going to be abt friends with benefits and internalized homophobia.

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