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    An eager-to-please young man has been set up by a mutual friend with Grace — a composed, enigmatic, statuesque English lady. The date quickly takes a turn when she baits him into exposing his submissive side, and only gets stranger from there. But there remains the promise of something truly sweet behind her fluster-inducing personality... as well as something terribly concerning, when she suddenly seems to be taller than him...

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    05 Sep 2025

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    When Wells, Bellamy and Clarke make a pact to lose their virginity before New Year's, Clarke doesn't expect to be the last one standing. Bellamy is willing to help her out, but it ends up unravelling nearly a decade of friendships.

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    06 Feb 2025

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    Bellamy and Echo are happy, then Clarke Griffin comes back and everything falls apart.

     

    ~Inspired by Dolly Parton’s Jolene ~

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    09 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    She’s drunk. Not so drunk she doesn’t know what she’s saying, but drunk enough that she doesn’t so much mind being belligerent.

    “I really really don’t like you,” Clarke tells him pleasantly, slurring just a little.

    Bellamy quirks an eyebrow at her over his drink. His hair is messy tonight, still damp from the lake. It falls in dark curls across his forehead that Clarke feels absolutely no compulsion to brush away from his eyes. None. Not even a bit. 

    “I really don’t like you either, princess.”
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    Clarke and Bellamy go to the same lake each summer, but they aren't friends. Rivals would be a better word. Enemies maybe. He was also her first kiss, but what's that got to do with anything? It's not like they like each other.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    Unfortunately for Clarke, her mind likes to fuck with her.

    Constantly-- it’s a disease-- a masochistic, brutal, this-bitch-obviously-needs-therapy disease.

    And because she loves pain, she couldn’t stop herself from (once again) sketching the worst human being to grace her small, stupid town. Maybe it’s the fact that no one even fucking talks to her besides his snide remarks. Maybe it’s the memories from childhood that offer some kind of comfort even if his kind heart has rotted with age.

    Maybe it’s because she hates herself as much as he clearly hates her.

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    Clarke has a bully. He's been her personal tormentor for years, ever since... well, that's the thing. She can't remember what she did to make him hate her so much. It was like one day he decided she deserved to be punished for being alive. And he's the only one *allowed* to fuck with her in their small town, hick high school. To everyone else she might as well not exist.

    She has one year left. One year and she's gone. Gone from her addict Mom. Gone from the mean girls. Most importantly, gone from Bellamy Blake.

    Or so she thinks. He, on the other hand, has other plans.

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    26 Nov 2024