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  1. Public Bookmark 8

    Bully Is BAD by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    09 Jan 2026

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    Okay, basically, Cartman got into a huge fight with Kyle. Both are giving each other the silent treatment out of spite. Cartman comes up with a really shitty idea: he pays Craig to bully him, just to see how Kyle reacts. The first few times are just verbal insults, and Kyle doesn’t really do anything, even suspecting it might be Cartman’s scheme. But when it finally escalates to physical violence, Kyle decides that whether it's real or not, he can't let Craig and his gang treat Cartman that way.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Cartman’s Little Red Book by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    07 Apr 2025

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    Kyle finds out Cartman is very (like, disturbingly) obsessed with him. And so he decides to make the most of it.

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    31 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 11

    The wolf in sheep's clothing by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    21 Nov 2025

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    Tweek’s life has been a pit of constant stagnation. For as long as he can remember, the world of prostitution is all he’s ever known. Even when he sees the worst in people, the hand that reaches into his abyss still shines like a ray of sunlight.
    But a beam of light can blind and confuse you, especially when you’ve been in the dark for too long.

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    Tweek Tweak is 15
    Craig Tucker is 27

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    19 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 29

    Mind control by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    17 Dec 2025

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    Kenny discovers a mysterious mind-control powder on the darknet. Kyle is against testing it until Stan suggests Cartman as a test subject and Kyle as his master.

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    19 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 48

    Not Broken by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    12 Dec 2025

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    After being cursed by an old woman, Cartman is transformed into a girl and told the only way to break the curse is to have sex with a man. Easy fix? Cartman thought so, but it turns out that having sex is complicated.

    Desperate and out of options, he shows up at Kyle's doorstep one evening, admitting he’s struggling to go through with it, and begs Kyle to take his virginity. What starts as a transactional arrangement soon spirals into something far more complicated, forcing both boys to confront their feelings, their flaws, and the messy truths about themselves.

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    13 Dec 2025