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"Calm down, Patrick. It's the fucking Disney Channel."
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14 Jan 2025
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If there's one thing Patrick wishes for, it's a band.
If there's one thing Pete can do, it's grant wishes.
A retelling of Cinderella in which the princess does not want a handsome prince and the Faerie Godperson can't get the magic quite right.
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14 Sep 2024
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Touching him was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you
Memorizing him was as easy as knowing all the words to your old favorite song
Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer
Regretting him was like wishing you never found out that love could be that strong
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02 Aug 2024
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Patrick is a ghost and very unhappy about it. Pete is a television psychic who has never communicated with a ghost in his life.
So why can he see Patrick?
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Bookmarked by Theta_Dean_Oakdown
29 Jul 2024
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All Patrick wants to do is spend his college commute laughing at the romantic misfortune of others. What he doesn’t want is to be wooed by a stranger with a taste for dramatic prose and an aversion to punctuation. He’d just prefer it if he could enjoy his danish in peace. Really, is that too much to ask?
Apparently so. Valentine’s is for losers anyway.
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Bookmarked by Theta_Dean_Oakdown
29 Jul 2024