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Hermione just finished her masters degree in business, drowning in student loans, her best friend, Pansy, got her an interview in a powerful tech company run by Draco Malfoy.
Draco’s intrigued by the woman pansy insisted on having him interview, and when their eyes met they both knew they were ruined.
Muggle AU.
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the apprentice 2.0 by mmmonst3r
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Teen Titans - All Media Types
28 Nov 2025
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27 Oct 2025
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It has been five years since the Second Wizarding War. The wizarding population has been in decline for many years, with fewer births of magical children and the many lives lost during the war. Because of this, the Ministry of Magic decides to enact a controversial law that will affect unmarried witches and wizards by using ancient magic to create matches that will produce strong magical children.
The law affects any unmarried witch or wizard between the ages of 20 and 35, and matches couples based on magical compatibility. Hermione and Draco were always academic rivals, and it seems they’re each other’s perfect match.
Hermione is still dealing with demons from her past, is being hunted by a pack of werewolves, and hyper-focused on trying to get out of the marriage without any more added baggage. Draco sees the match as an opportunity to earn her forgiveness and act on long-buried feelings he never thought he'd get the opportunity to act on.***UNDERGOING EDITS, WILL BE UPDATED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER SOON*** 12/04/2025
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25 Oct 2025
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He was a single father who built an empire from the ground up, trusting very few. She was a spunky bakery owner recovering from trauma. What will happen when the two cross paths one fateful evening?
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22 Oct 2025
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The war is over. The light side won.
So then why does Hermione find herself pregnant, in a loveless marriage, on the verge of crashing out?“I got some news today,” Hermione said brightly, her gaze flicking between Ron and the TV. He didn't look away, barely acknowledging her with an absent-minded, "Oh, yeah?"
She waited, willing his attention to shift so she could tell him—she was carrying his daughter.
But the longer he kept his eyes glued to the screen, the hotter her skin grew, a slow burn creeping up her neck and settling in her ears.
His fucking daughter.
He should want to hear what she had to say. After all, he had been the one who insisted she stop taking the contraceptive potion the night they were married.
This is my first fic.
There will be no warnings in the chapters, be an adult and read the tags. There are very dark themes here, so tread carefully if you have triggers.
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22 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger was just trying to have a normal Tuesday. You know: feed her overly dramatic cat, open a definitely-dangerous ancient armoire, ignore Cormac McLaggen until he wanders off to do whatever it is useless men do.
Instead, she got: A surprise heist, four suspiciously well-coordinated intruders in designer cloaks, one ancient book radiating “murder me” vibes and a front-row seat to what can only be described as a magical boyband breakup under extreme stress.
Inside the warehouse: Chaos, spells, and a near-bludgeoning featuring one decorative bust. Outside the warehouse: Harry Potter with 36 Aurors, a plan held together with sellotape and rage, and Ron Weasley seconds from committing murder on live Prophet coverage.
It’s like Ocean’s Eleven had a baby with Die Hard and gave it a wand, a trauma bond, and a lot of feelings no one is emotionally equipped to handle. The intruders say they want the cursed object. Hermione suspects what they really need is group therapy, juice boxes, and a very long nap.
The Vault is: 50% tension 30% sarcasm 20% bad decisions and 100% one Gryffindor witch with a coin-based panic button saving her own damn life while the wizards argue about tactical logistics.
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