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Hermione Granger has enough to deal with: a prestigious Ministry position, werewolves acting oddly across Europe, an itch to duel everything in her path, and a bitter ex-boyfriend to Boot (pun intended). The last thing she needs is the infuriating presence of Draco Malfoy everywhere she goes. He’s been blissfully absent for nine years and can please proceed to disappear again.
Lord Draco Malfoy has enough to deal with, too, thank you very much: a resentful father stripped of his titles, a Potion Masters' Guild that won’t give him the time of day, a charity operating from his cellar, and a chaotic best friend with a web of secrets he cannot possibly parse. The last thing he needs is Hermione Granger self-righteously popping up everywhere he goes and driving him to madness.
A slow-burn Dramione epic in which two indifferent former enemies face their own abundant issues and each other, reluctantly fall in love, and save the world once or twice along the way.
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The war ended.
But for some, the darkness never left.
Three years later, Hermione Granger is one of the Ministry's most brilliant Aurors—
on paper.
Behind closed doors, she’s unraveling.
Trapped in a quiet, poisonous relationship with Ron Weasley, she’s learned how to keep her voice down, her head low, and her pain hidden.
When a string of ritualistic murders rocks the wizarding elite, Hermione find herself assigned new partners: her old Slytherin companions and, above all, Draco Malfoy.
Cold. Calculating. Still carrying the weight of a name drenched in blood.
They hate each other but the case is brutal, relentless, and nothing is as it seems.
Each clue pulls them deeper into a world built on secrets,
and closer to the parts of themselves they’ve tried to bury.
Some truths don’t want to be found.
And some fires never really go out. -
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Theo's community service not only services the community (general population of Hogwarts) but his dreams.
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Draco Malfoy doesn’t mind his job until Theodore Nott needs to clean up a PR mess and hires Hermione Granger.
It’s not like Draco stalks her in the society pages…
Or has an issue with how his body responds to her clothing choices…
Or
Draco Malfoy is a virgin and keeps getting Cindy in HR to ban Hermione Granger from wearing almost everything.
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Filch’s dream to torture students by chaining them up comes true, however he has the misfortune of stringing up a student who is rather partial to chains. Needless to say, it’s not the experience Filch hopes for!
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Hermione Granger has survived war, Dark Lords, and an alarming number of near-death experiences. But nothing—nothing—could have prepared her for being auctioned off in a bloody Kissing Booth. When Ginny Weasley sneakily enters her into a charity gala to raise funds for war orphans, Hermione is ready to back out… until Ginny hits her with the guilt trip of the century.
Fine. Fine. It’s just a few kisses for a good cause. What’s the worst that could happen?
Enter: Draco Sodding Malfoy.
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Aiming for a short One Shot around 2-3 chapters, based off Taste the song by Sabrinia Carpenter. Enjoy!
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When Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and Theodore Nott are stuck in their train compartment because the Hogwarts Express has broken down and not even magic can help with the train driver's problem, there isn't much for them to do to pass the time.
May as well make use of the time, they could be here stuck for hours, and Draco and Theodore knew the absolute perfect way!
A one-shot for the 2025 Hermione’s Haven Bingo Fic Fest
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- Part 3 of hermione's haven bingo 'twentyfive
- Part 200 of fest works
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Theodore's Party Favour by Ceilidhchaos, SarahFraser
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jul 2025
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At the naming party for their twins, Draco Malfoy is shocked to find out that his husband has been giving away much more extravagant gifts to their guests than he'd realized.
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A Cure for Melancholia by slytherindiaries for dyingisforlovers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2025
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After being diagnosed with Melancholia (by himself or a doctor, who's to say) Theo comes up with a plan to cure his disease.
Step 1: trick his friends into getting together
...Yeah, that's pretty much the only step, but Theo will do anything to get his way...
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Back at Hogwarts for their 8th year, Harry and Hermione are supposed to be healing--captains of rival teams in the new Inter-House Cup, tasked with rebuilding unity after the war. But between lingering summer regrets, academic pressure, absurd teammates, and a rivalry that’s starting to feel suspiciously like foreplay, nothing about this year is simple.
They're older now, and the lines between enemies, teammates, and something much more are starting to blur. But it’s hard to trust what’s real when old habits die hard. And when strategy meetings turn into accidental confessions, and almost-kisses blur into more, they’ll have to decide if they’re ready to risk everything for a second chance...not just at friendship, but at the kind of love that could undo them both.
Enemies with Benefits for Harmony Out-of-the-Ordinary Prompt Fest
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Theo even called Lucius “Daddy” at times, knowing full well it made the elder Malfoy's eye twitch.
Especially then.
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The Last Five Years (Dramione's Version) by WalkingOcclumens
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2025
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This story explores the idea that beginnings and endings can lead you to the same place.
The End: Hermione and Draco are at a crossroads. He’s bound by an old marriage contract, and she’s faced with a choice—move on, or stay the girl who waited.
The Beginning: After the war, the Slytherins are given a brutal ultimatum: pass their NEWTs, or go to Azkaban. With a little help from Hogwarts’ resident swot, Hermione Granger, they just might stand a chance. Or in Draco’s case… he just might fall in love.
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Percy Weasley is, without question, the Ministry’s most upright department head. He likes his policies spotless, his tea strong, and his workday free from the ravages of chaos, drama, or—Merlin forbid—improvisation.
Theo Nott, unfortunately, is all of these things. Recent summa cum laude graduate, devastatingly handsome, and, above all, utterly incapable of taking anything seriously… unless “serious” means turning the Ministry into his own private playground.
And on one very long day, Percy finally snaps—slamming Theo onto a desk with a growl that’s half threat, half promise. It should be the end of Theo’s antics. Instead, it’s the beginning...
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Jade Zabini has spent years pretending she doesn’t care that her father treats her like a burden and her half-brother like a crown prince. But when her father tries to marry her off for political gain, everything starts to unravel—her grades, her relationship, and her grip on control. The last person she expects to see through the mask is Draco Malfoy. Sharp-tongued, proud, and irritatingly observant, he’s also the only one who might actually care.
A slow-burn enemies-to-lovers set in seventh year Slytherin, with toxic family dynamics, complicated loyalties, and a girl who’s done pretending she’s okay. -
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Hogwarts, May 2nd, 1998.
Blinding lights. Screams. The stench of blood and dust.
Then, a flash of light before her eyes—
and suddenly, darkness.The Dark Lord has won.
Harry Potter has vanished without a trace.
For the survivors, the future offers only two choices: imprisonment… or slavery.
Hermione Granger is dealt the cruelest fate of all:
to become Draco Malfoy’s personal slave.
But behind the Slytherin’s cold stare lies a deadly secret—a curse slowly consuming him from within.
In a world broken beyond repair, the two will discover that the most dangerous bond
is not hatred…
but what grows in spite of it. -
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Who knew that Neville Longbottom was secretly a sex god?
Well, Pansy Parkinson was undoubtedly excited to find out if all of the rumours were true.
A one-shot for the 2025 HP Horny Jail Fic Fest
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- Part 195 of fest works
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N.E.W.T. exams are drawing near and everybody’s busy in the library. Trying to find Harry between the shelves before dinner, Ron almost barges into a private, little moment between Harry and someone completely unexpected.
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Hermione Granger não esperava realmente sobreviver à guerra, ou pelo menos não havia planejado o que viria depois. Agora que tudo havia terminado, ela precisava descobrir como seguir em frente e o que fazer em seguida.
Ela decidiu se concentrar em uma série de projetos pessoais. Obter seus NEWTs. Tornar-se uma Animagus. Descobrir quem ela realmente era, fazendo o que quisesse.
Como parte de seu progresso em direção a essa última parte, ela se deixou distrair por Draco Malfoy e Theodore Nott, e acabou fazendo muitas coisas que nunca havia feito antes.
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Draco cut her off. “You want our baby.”
Theo leaned in, voice low, dark. „Did you mean what you just said, Hermione?“
Taking a breath, she nodded slowly, hair bouncing back and forth, as a slow smile spread across her warm cheeks. And then, in that quiet little pause, as the soul bond between the three of them thrummed, something darker rose. A memory. A name. A buried thing.
Theo was the one who said it with a slow grin: “My father would hate that.”
Draco snorted, lips curling. “Mine would probably roll in his grave.”
And Hermione—Hermione, their little Gryffindor-turned-heathen goddess—looked between them with a slow, almost feral smile.
“Well then,” she whispered. “Let’s make them watch.” -
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Hermione Granger didn't really expect to live through the war, or at least she hadn't planned for what would come after. Now that it was over, she had to figure out how to move on and what to do next.
She decided to focus on a number of personal projects. Getting her NEWTs. Becoming an Animagus. Figuring out who she really was by doing whatever she wanted.
As part of her progress towards that last part, she let herself get distracted by Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott, and ended up doing a lot of things she'd never done before.
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- Part 1 of Personal Projects Universe