TheySayTheJobIsJinxed
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Apple of my eye by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Apr 2026
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“Shen-shixiong” he begins at last “all the symptoms and the fluctuation of qi through the lower dantian of Luo-shizhi are consistent with an early gestation stage. Approximately six to seven weeks.”
Shen Qingqiu blinks. Once, twice. On one hand, he wants to burst into hysterical laughter. Pregnancy? Hello?! Luo Binghe is a man!! Not just any man, but the Stallion Protagonist! How could he possibly be…!? Is mpreg even canon in PIDW!? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE IN THIS UNIVERSE!?
Six to seven weeks. The time stabs him like a knife. Wasn't it around that time ago that the fucking System just…?...In exchange for the Endless Abyss being a skippable arc, Luo Binghe now has a bun in the oven. It would be much better if his disciple's bun in the oven didn't also respond to Shen Qingqiu's qi by publicly declaring him the baby daddy!! Shen Qingqiu could NEVER have touched his disciple disrespectfully!! ... Ah, but the future baby is already there, and now Shen Qingqiu has no choice but to stepped up, right?
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18 Apr 2026
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That Can Be Arranged by kianspo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2025
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"You're selling me for money? Your own child?"
A modern arranged marriage AU. Xie Lian's family's business is on the verge of failing. Hua Cheng has money and a horrible reputation. A match made in heaven? Well, it's certainly been made somewhere... Are reluctant marriage partners the next power couple or a train wreck waiting to happen? Spoiler: they're Hualian, so likely both?
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04 Apr 2026
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Kaoru set the brush down with trembling hands. His breath hitched as he stared at his creation.
悔 悛 努 力
Kai-sen Do-ryoku.
Repent and make efforts.
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There's a sacred calligraphy technique passed down for generations within the Sakurayashiki family, called 'The Intent'.
The spell Kaoru cares the most about casting backfires on him.Series
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A one night stand before Kojiro leaves for culinary school.
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we haunt ourselves by sekalaista for APgeeksout
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 Oct 2014
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"There's something funny about that kid," Maes says. "I just can't put my finger on it."
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